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Published Date: 17 October 2008
CSABA LASZLO today mounted a stringent defence of his tactics and stressed he won't be altering his favoured 4-4-1-1 formation for Sunday's Edinburgh derby.
The Hearts manager retains faith in his system despite a lack of goals from strikers this season. He is aware of pressure to deploy two principal forwards but holds resolute belief that his tactics will bear fruit.

Only Jamie Mole and Audrius Ksanavicius have scored while occupying striking roles under Laszlo, prompting many to question whether a conventional 4-4-2 formation would serve Hearts better. Laszlo responded unequivocally today and insisted he will not divert from his tried-and-trusted methods at Easter Road.

"If you talk about football and tactics and you see the trend football is taking, 99 per cent of teams play with one target striker, not two," he told the Evening News.

"If you play 4-3-3 or 4-2-3-1 or 4-4-1-1, it makes no difference. The difference is after the game if you have won.

"We go to play offensively in every game. I won't change the tactics for one game. We know what we can do and we know our strengths. We also know the weaknesses and strengths of the opponents but we will concentrate on our strong points."


Laszlo openly admitted that goalscoring issues remain unresolved and pointed to Mike Tullberg and Christian Nade as potential answers.

"Tullberg and Nade are ready but it's not only fitness," said the manager. "Christian Nade has worked very hard to come back, as has Tullberg. The problem is scoring, it's not running or fitness. Our strikers have not scored many goals and this must be better."

Eggert Jonsson is likely to return to the Hearts team on Sunday having completed a one-game ban. Laszlo is toying with the idea of reinstating him to a midfield berth and keeping faith with Jason Thomson at right-back.

"Eggert is back and I have more possibilities. I have Jason Thomson too and there is big competition. Eggert can also play on the right side of midfield, this is also a possibility. He is developing well and, if you saw his games at right-back, he did well and can take confidence from that."

Laszlo will make a later decision on whether to include Andy Driver in his squad after the winger returned to full training earlier this week.

The full article contains 414 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
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17/10/2008 11:54:25
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VictorianGorgie,

17/10/2008 11:57:42
splendid news, one up front... that's what we need and have been crying out for.

pppppllllllttttthhhhh!!!!!! (raspberry)

3

The Hon. Liam Fairtod,

17/10/2008 11:59:54
Jonsson at right mid, 1 man up front.

0-0 it is then.
4

dublinH.F.C.,

DUBLIN 17/10/2008 12:00:31
Let the Madness commence

Hibernian Football Club 3 - 0 Heart of Mad Lithuanian
Jones, Riordan, Riordan
5

Bigwull,

edinburgh 17/10/2008 12:03:02
4 KEEP TAKING THE TABLETS
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hibbyspurs,

17/10/2008 12:05:49
Best news I've heard all day....

1 up front, excellent stuff.... Even though our defence is rank rotten even we can cope with Hearts 4-4-1-1 formation.

Get us playing a 4-3-3 Mixu and it could be very interesting.

Sorry to say Jambos but even with width in your team cross balls arent going to be the best route to goal for youse on Sunday. Jones & Bamba will just head the ball out of there all afternoon as your lone striker tries desperatley to climb over the top of two 6' plus defenders.

Not saying it means Hibs wil defo win as I've been saying all week but I do think if ol Jabba plays this way it tips the scales in Hibs favour.
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The Maroon Seasider,

Dunbar 17/10/2008 12:08:13
If Jonsson plays on the right of midfield does that mean Kingston has fallen out of favour, or that he's moving to a more central position?

Can't wait for Sunday. 3800 Jambos walking down Easter Rd will look good!
8

Propaganda boy,

17/10/2008 12:08:23
#3 You have little faith in your team. 3-0 home win, madness?

When we thump you 4-0 at Tynecastle we see it as normality not madness.

The poor wee team.
9

The Maroon Seasider,

Dunbar 17/10/2008 12:10:32
#6 Who's says we won't play Kingston, Nade, Tullberg through the middle. And Driver likes to play into the box as well. No climbing involved.
10

Away down in Gorgie,

17/10/2008 12:15:29
I understand Tullberg is out for a month.
11

VictorianGorgie,

17/10/2008 12:15:57
#4 dublin, if hobos win 3-0, i'll eat myself... bum first.
12

DLD,

17/10/2008 12:16:38
Please dont play Thomson at right back. He will get skinned by Riordan all day long. He's just not good enough along with Wallace we look very shaky down the wings. Also surely he wont stick Mole up front on his own. He's another Clum and cant play up front by himself because he doesnt stay in and around the box often enough.
13

Jambo83,

West Lothian 17/10/2008 12:17:39
UGANDAN JAMBO - YOUR A FRAUD, GIVE IT UP!! Your as pathetic as Mixu 6-2 who seems to have given up posting at last.

You posted last week that David Obua is too good for Scottish Football and that he should go back to play in Uganda. Well I hate to burst your bubble, but David Obua DIDN'T PLAY IN UGANDA before he came to Hearts, he was in South Africa playing for Kaiser Chiefs you bell-end!
14

VictorianGorgie,

17/10/2008 12:19:05
#13, it's everyone's favourite wee rascal, the serg.
15

The Maroon Seasider,

Dunbar 17/10/2008 12:21:51
# 14 As long as it doesn't reach the depths of your dreary, and predictable, posts.
16

hibbyspurs,

17/10/2008 12:22:56
#9

Well that would be far better for you lot. Playing with wide men would allow you to exploit the so called "diamond" but if you do go with this 4-4-1-1 and use men out wide to cross balls in it will be very tough for any striker (especially the likes of Nade who would stuggle to get his ample bulk off the deck anyway) to outjump the two rather tall Hibs centre halfs.

To me playing the ball in through the middle along the deck would cause Jones/ Bamba far greater problems, Jones's tackling isnt bad on the ground but Bamba is how can I put this..... "very hard in his tackles" which could result in another early bath and free kicks or even a penalty.

Hibs would be far better dumping the diamond and going for a flat 4-3-3 IMO with Nish & Riordan acting as wingers to cut the ball back from close to the bye-line for Riordan & Shiels to drill home. The problem with the diamond IMO is that you need very pace full/wing backs and Hibs just dont have that at present.

Not for a long time can I remember a derby relying so much on the tactical astuteness of the managers, sadly that doesnt fill me with confidence as a Hibby right now but on the basis of the above article I wouldnt think theres over many Hearts fans thinking Jabba is a Fergusonesque tactical genius either.

Especially with statements like

""If you play 4-3-3 or 4-2-3-1 or 4-4-1-1, it makes no difference. The difference is after the game if you have won."

Sorry Jabba but setting out your team in a formation and tactics to exploit your opponents weaknesses and nullyfing thier strengths whilst ensuring you use your own strengths to maximum advantage is part & parcel of ggod management as far as I'm concerned so it does matter greatly wether you play 4-4-2, 5-3-2, 4-4-1-1 or whatever a great deal, get it wrong & generally speaking you lose.
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Ooh Ah Ginger God,

edinburgh 17/10/2008 12:24:12
#13.....

Did he play the drums for the Kaiser Chiefs or was he lead guitar????
18

Victorian-Ian . oap Edinburgh district .,

17/10/2008 12:27:23
You all must be getting excited by the news that Hearts are looking to sign Jemal Johnson in the January transfer window.
I don't how a team staring at administration can even begin to think about signing players!!
19

The Maroon Seasider,

Dunbar 17/10/2008 12:30:49
If Tullberg is out, then Nade & Glen must start.
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17/10/2008 12:32:36
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VictorianGorgie,

17/10/2008 12:36:09
#20 and #23, you two must bore yourselves to sleep every night. insanely dull stuff lads.
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Iain Bhern,

17/10/2008 12:39:27
Oh sure, I really believe that Csaba has told banderson how he intends to set up his team for Sunday, just as much as I believe Mixu would!
Given that he has lost three out of the last four games I think Csaba should be re-thinking his formation. It obviously isn't working, that said if he keeps it and we beat his team I'll be more than happy!
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Victorian-Ian . oap Edinburgh district .,

17/10/2008 12:39:40
#24 Lads or Serg

And I thought that you of all people would be excited that Hearts are looking to sign Jemal Johnson!!
24

The Maroon Seasider,

Dunbar 17/10/2008 12:40:32
# 23 Another administration date prediction! Hang on - I'm just crossing out all the others, and adding this one to my diary.

When's Sir Minty's meeting with HBOS to discuss RFC's debt and overvalued assets?
25

InsideOutside,

17/10/2008 12:42:47
#17

Hate to say it but good post. Csaba needs to know PRECISELY what tactics he is going to deploy and of course, they make ALL the difference to a win or a loss.

My thoughts, we have no firepower whatsoever and Riordan scores goals that many many other strikers cannot. It could well be a derby where the underdogs are up for it and win through passion, hunger, grit, unity etc. However, on paper and form we should lose this one i'm afraid to admit.
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Victorian-Ian . oap Edinburgh district .,

17/10/2008 12:43:41
#23 Yep - they're hanging by a thread!!
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Stotty,

17/10/2008 12:50:04
Hibbyspurs - gie it a rest, you've not even got a ticket for the match. ;)
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Victorian-Ian . oap Edinburgh district .,

17/10/2008 12:50:09
So no Hearts fans excited at the chance of Jemal Johnson signing?? What a boring lot!!
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Anglo Jambo,

Chorley 17/10/2008 12:51:01
I have no problem with 4-4-1-1. It does work. My problem is with the players chosen to carry this out. Mole is not a target man for s start, he has had chances and failed to take the. Ksanivicius has missed chances. It is about getting players in box to take chances, players who can play off and support lone striker. Players who can hit a decent shot from outside box when no other option.
30

The Hon. Liam Fairtod,

17/10/2008 12:51:21
Mr On - you're a smart man that's well established, so surely you know that companies don't know id advance that they're going into administration. You don't plan for it. It's one of these things that just happens.
Like soiling yourself.
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Newcastle Jambo,

17/10/2008 12:52:07
I just don't agree with this one up front tactic. It might work if our one was Van Nistelroy or Henry but we don't have the players.

I just seems odd to me that we all said when Laszlo was appointed how it was great to have a proper manager as surely at last we'd stop the one up front tactic home and away that was partly (largely) responsible for the team being in relegation trouble all last season. In fact, it's Laszlo's only tactic too. Strange....unless he isn't responsible for tactics and team selection.

It doesn't work generally and it is isn't working for Hearts. Why is he so pig-headed about it? Doesn't make him much of a manager in my view.
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The Hon. Liam Fairtod,

17/10/2008 12:52:20
#32 2 questions - who's Jemal Johnson? Why should we believe you?
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17/10/2008 12:53:18
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Victorian-Ian . oap Edinburgh district .,

17/10/2008 12:55:06
#36 He plays for MK Dons. You don't have to believe me. Simply stated that Hearts are interested in signing him in the January transfer window.
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The Hon. Liam Fairtod,

17/10/2008 12:56:00
#38 Is he any good?
36

Genial(sp) JC,

EDINBURGH 17/10/2008 12:56:47
At least Banderson has stopped calling our manager "the Hungarian, Csaba Lazlo"
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Victorian-Ian . oap Edinburgh district .,

17/10/2008 13:01:34
#38 Don't know?? He's a 23 yr old striker and I don't have any more info.
38

The Hon. Liam Fairtod,

17/10/2008 13:04:36
#41 So if noone here knows who he is, why do you expect anyone to have a view on a rumour that Hearts might be looking into maybe trying to sign him?
39

Nell,

Far from the Struan 17/10/2008 13:04:37
Clue in today's Daily Star Sports Crossword:-
Rangers and Scotland striker, Kris ____ (4 letters).
Anybody got any ideas?
40

Alex123,

Tynecastle 17/10/2008 13:08:03
Really getting nervous now & my stomach is in knots.

Got my ticket, got my scarf & ÂŁ20 for my lager


GAME ON!!!!
41

The Maroon Seasider,

Dunbar 17/10/2008 13:08:08
# 43 Don't think there's anybody who plays for Scotland called Kris. There's a Kris Boyd who's getting punted by RFC come January.
42

InsideOutside,

17/10/2008 13:09:29
#41

Checked Wiki - he's fecking shocking. I think Nade has a better record!!
43

Jam Tarts 1874,

On the Rebound 17/10/2008 13:09:55
Don't have any problem with 4-4-1-1 if you have the right players to make it work. Please let's not have Mole and Shammy again!
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edinburgh_rob,

Penicuik 17/10/2008 13:10:31
If you read what Csaba says, he talks about playing one target striker. That doesnt mean he isnt playing a 4-4-2. Just means he sees the other striker as being a supporting role. not the main target.

The key for me isnt who plays the target role (tulberg, nade, mole). the key is the supporting role. he is the one to chase the loose balls, probe the defence etc. we havent found anyone half decent at that yet.

Could Kingston be the floating player behind the striker? i'd like to see him fit that consistantly. Tulberg playing off Nade might work.

I think for me though, i'd like to see 2 recognised strikers up front (one big athletic, one quick and agile) and stick with them. you cant expect goals from a one game partnership. give it time but stick with the same pairing.

what might be even better and harder for teams to defend against is once fit he plays the combination of driver, kingston and obua behind the striker and give them a free interchanging role. Defenders would be terrified if they didnt know who was attacking when andwhere it was coming from.
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Victorian-Ian . oap Edinburgh district .,

17/10/2008 13:12:41
#42 You should be excited, rather than looking for pointless arguments.
46

Rambo.the.Jambo,

4-0 at Hampden 17/10/2008 13:12:46
#43 Nell,

....MASS.....????
47

The Maroon Seasider,

Dunbar 17/10/2008 13:13:04
# 48 Agreed. And for me, the chaser has to be Glen.
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Victorian-Ian . oap Edinburgh district .,

17/10/2008 13:13:52
#48 What a load of rubbish!!
49

Victorian-Ian . oap Edinburgh district .,

17/10/2008 13:14:57
#50 Very good bambo - your are a genius.
50

Rambo.the.Jambo,

4-0 at Hampden 17/10/2008 13:15:25
# 52 Victorian-Ian . oap Edinburgh district

Hold on there..... you're not at the game yet!
51

Victorian-Ian . oap Edinburgh district .,

17/10/2008 13:15:55
Anyway, too boring here today!!

Hibs 4-0 Hearts

Easy peasy for the HIBEES!!
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Iain Bhern,

17/10/2008 13:16:20
#51, I prefer a half pint as my chaser :o)
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The Hon. Liam Fairtod,

17/10/2008 13:17:12
#49 Why would I be excited about you saying Hearts might be signing a player I've never heard of?
You came here with the story, all I did was ask for a bit more info. You don't have any. I've never heard of him or seen him play, by the sounds of it nobody here has. THAT's why - to respond to post 32 - nobody's getting excited about it.
If we do sign him, I'll go and do a bit more digging. Until then... nah.
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Nell,

Far from the Struan 17/10/2008 13:20:39
No 45:- Boyd fits in with the other clues around. Oh well if he plays for Rangers then it must be him. maybe Burley will spot him soon and he'll get an international call up.
55

Whats the script?,

Wheatfield G 17/10/2008 13:28:17
C'mon kids! What happened to all the good natured banter earlier in the week. It's only a game.

In saying that we better not f***n lose.
56

The Maroon Seasider,

Dunbar 17/10/2008 13:31:17
# 58 If he gets a regular game with his new Championship team, then I'm sure he will ;-)
57

Anglo Jambo,

Chorley 17/10/2008 13:34:58
JEMAL JOHNSON TRANSFER HISTORY
From To Date Fee
Wolverhampton Wanderers Milton Keynes Dons 31 Aug 2007 Undisclosed
Crewe Alexandra Wolverhampton Wanderers 19 Aug 2007 Undisclosed
Wolverhampton Wanderers Crewe Alexandra 18 Aug 2007 Undisclosed
Wolverhampton Wanderers Leeds United 19 Feb 2007 On Loan
Blackburn Rovers Wolverhampton Wanderers 17 Aug 2006 Undisclosed
Blackburn Rovers Darlington 10 Mar 2006 On Loan
Blackburn Rovers Preston North End 28 Oct 2005 Undisclosed
JEMAL JOHNSON 2008/2009 SEASON STATS
Competition Team Apps G YC RC
Coca-Cola Football League One Milton Keynes Dons 1 (4) 0 0 0
2nd Rnd Milton Keynes Dons 2 (0) 0 0 0
Southern Section 2nd rnd Milton Keynes Dons 1 (0) 0 0 0

He is American

58

Maroon tinted glasses,

17/10/2008 13:39:48
60 we dont want him back, he has turned his back on his national team for no other reason than being a spoilt little tw@t. Good riddance
59

The Hon. Liam Fairtod,

17/10/2008 13:39:53
#61 He went to Crewe for 1 day then back to Wolves???
Yeah, I didn't think much of Crewe either. He's gone up in my estimation!
60

Ayegudyin,

17/10/2008 13:45:38
61

sounds like he has found his right level then...

Laszlo, do you not like your teams to score goals?

Jambos, are you all nervous? im not. I cannae f-in wait to watch riordan tear yous a new one!

only 2 more days!!!!!
GGTTH
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the west end general,

17/10/2008 13:51:45
quick question for all you so confident hibbys .. how much are you going to wager on your team at the bookies? at much better than evens surely you must be having a huge punt.
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Maroon tinted glasses,

17/10/2008 14:07:26
64 Ayeluvdboabby

So i assume you will come online on monday if it all goes wrong then? After all almost every hearts supporter has heard all this over confident tripe before, thats why your team has the worst derby record ever and also why adopted song by the fans has the opening line "my heart was broken".
63

Genghis Khan,

Outer Mongolia 17/10/2008 14:11:16
#1 & #22 UGANDAN JAMBO

You're knowledge of Ugandan football is impressive - pity it came from Wikipedia, eh?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Express_FC

Rumbled, now jog on!
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Walkin Dude,

Bo'ness True Blues 17/10/2008 14:31:16
Before this descends into open warfare I would like to wish both teams all the best and I hope the game is a cracker with a few goals.

Looking forward to a few beers in good company both before and after the game. Meeting my Hibby mate for a couple of pints early doors before taking my seat in the away end with my dad and a few other pals!
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Jenks,

17/10/2008 14:42:45
The game will be won in the midfield, Im not a huge fan of 4-5-1 but it has its place and I think its okay to play that away to Hubz.

If we can dominate that area and someone rattles Riordong early doors we're laughing.
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CamFromOz,

Australia 17/10/2008 14:43:55
They're showing this game on Setanta in Australia, which my old man has a subscription for. Cant F**kin wait for this one.

Bring on derby day.
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East at Easter,

Edinburgh 17/10/2008 14:53:13
What will the all-action jumping puppet moron do after Sunday's dismal defeat?
Bring it on! Mon the Hibees !!!
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Maroon tinted glasses,

17/10/2008 15:03:56
71 Beast at easter,

not sure but you shouldnt put big shrek down like that, after all he is your teams coach!
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gorgeousgorgieboy,

Edinburgh 17/10/2008 15:08:19
Genuine team names in a Glasdgow 5 a side league:-


Steaua Needarest;
Dyslexia Untied;
Fatzio;
Grass Smokers Zurich;
Hajduk Spliff;
Albion Hungovers;
Real Sosobad;
Shackthar Senseless;
St Mirnoff;
Real Ale Madrid;
Unreal Madrid;
Rapid Viagra;
Bayern Bru;
Athletico Madras;
Deportivo Lack a Talent;
Sparka Fag;
Substandard Liege;
FC Copenbadly;
Dinamo Mince;
Red Stripe Belgrade;
Unathletic Madrid
Outer Milan.


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"PAWS" FOR THOUGHT,

17/10/2008 15:08:54

"Csaba"????
"Plan"?????
In the same sentence????

Oh Well........maybe he's trying something new
......Eh Moochachos???
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markatview,

17/10/2008 15:15:08
hobo's have got woeful defence woeful midfield ,good forwards , the hearts have got average defence good keeper tho ' good midfield , hopeless forwards , result looks like a draw maybe hearts might just shade it tho if they contol the midfield like they should.
72

hibbyspurs,

17/10/2008 15:19:00
#31

Away and bile yer heid Stotty.......

It's no funny right, just because old Porters at 9 was desperate to go to the Rankgers game I had her ma watch the bairns that Sunday while the lemon was work. Needless to say her ma's no having it for this Sunday and I'm stuck wi the bairns as she canny get the time off.

This is why I hate Setanta, The lemon get's the Sturday's aff work so ah can go to the fitba but ohhhh fu**king naw along come the Irish loony TV station and fu**k everything right up......

What makes it worse is Porters had tae get my details aff es this morning so him & sparkloid could buy thier tickets as its always numptie here that shells out so neither o them are on the database eh?

FWIW to those reading, I'm devestated about no being able to go on Sunday but I wouldnt change my two bairns for the world.....

By the way does anybody know a good babysitter..... I pay top rates.... Previous criminal convictions need not be a problem on this occassion......
73

Maroon tinted glasses,

17/10/2008 15:21:47
74,

RILEY!!!

Where you been ya wee paedo! we have all missed you and to be honest though you had come to a messy end like your mate Stuart Lubbock.

Been away on your boat all this time?
74

Maroon tinted glasses,

17/10/2008 15:25:30
76 hoobyspoors

I believe a certain mr Paul Gadd is available!!
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markatview,

17/10/2008 15:26:47
#76 ask #74 tae babysit am sure that clown could keep your bairns amused for a couple ae hoors .
76

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17/10/2008 15:28:39
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"PAWS" FOR THOUGHT,

17/10/2008 15:30:44


Let's huvva raffle.
Who can pick which players will get paid THIS week???
TEE HEE HEE
...Eh Moochachos???
78

Ayrshire Jambo,

17/10/2008 15:32:55
#76

Do NOT let #74 anywhere near your bairns mate. That would be subjecting them to mental torture. Social work involvement for sure.
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17/10/2008 15:33:06
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"PAWS" FOR THOUGHT,

17/10/2008 15:33:18
#77 MTG
Get tae blazes !!
Ah don't speak tae strange men......so no Jumbos need reply........Eh Moochachos???
TEE HEE HEE
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markatview,

17/10/2008 15:33:24
#80 3-0 is that aw !
82

The Gorgie Boys Are In Town,

17/10/2008 15:34:30
I'm not predicting anything on Sunday other than than these misguided, cocky hobo flumps disapear for most of next week.
Looking forward to the vanishing act the hobos pull off so, so well.


HHGH
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"PAWS" FOR THOUGHT,

17/10/2008 15:35:12
#82 AYRSHIRE JUMBO

Thanks for the reference, but it's a real laugh getting support from someone who reveals he's a plonker in his moniker .....Eh Moochacho??
TEE HEE HEE !!
84

6rabbits,

Tynecastle (new cut grass before Tesco's move in) 17/10/2008 15:35:26
4-4-1-1 Mmm
So it will be Hearts NIL
Just a question on how many Hibs score!!!
85

"PAWS" FOR THOUGHT,

17/10/2008 15:36:24
#86 GORGIE "Boys"
Wull ye be gaun back tae Parkheid then ........Eh Moochacho???
TEE HEE HEE !!
86

Maroon tinted glasses,

17/10/2008 15:37:19
84,

ooooooh snippy, had the boat repossesed then!!
87

markatview,

17/10/2008 15:40:19
#88 6bigtit go on throw us a number you know you want to??
88

Maroon tinted glasses,

17/10/2008 15:42:14
88, not sure but i think riorden scores some smack every night off his dad.
89

The Gorgie Boys Are In Town,

17/10/2008 15:47:57
89 Aw no it's the deranged loony, fresh from the banana boat cruise racist flump Riley. Same old pesh in your posts i see, keep up the capitals for easy pass over, coincidence it appears again in the build up to the derby, i don't think!
90

Maroon tinted glasses,

17/10/2008 15:50:19
91,

i like his bravado attitude, last time i saw this much confidence oozing from the hoobs support it was before the games against a certain minnow team in the intertattie cup and they scored how many 3, 4, 5, 6 ??
91

"PAWS" FOR THOUGHT,

17/10/2008 15:58:25
#93 GORGIE "boy"

See......it works every time !!
(If only we could get YOU to do the same)
TEE HEE HEE
.............Eh Moochacho??
92

markatview,

17/10/2008 16:28:01
Notice that every article that the weirdo 'pft' goes on kills any debate or banter stone dead , he must be one sad fvck in the "real world" , i imagine him as some kerb crawling wee loner with sweaty hands and brow staring at underage girls sitting in his clapped out nissan micra making grunting noises , reckon he's been banged up for the last few months and has recently just been released with bail conditions ie don't leave your home hence the time he spends on here.
93

what a chancer,

havin a laugh 17/10/2008 16:33:44
hey the managers had his first run of poor play,the excuses are ready,he cant blame past managers for the squad he has been given ,he seen the task now can he deliver,now mixu can blame the the last manager and his players know he can wield the axe,so if your job was on the line who would put there pint money on mmm,mixu shades it for me but ive got wisdom with me ,but their is also the the chance of getting away with scabby wins and i hope sunday will be one.
94

Ayrshire Jambo,

17/10/2008 16:44:32
#87 Biley,

Go on then. I'll invite you to expand on that. Feel free - I'm interested to see how your weird twisted little mind works. This'll be good....

Oh, and in case you hadn't noticed, I never gave you any support. Aaaw, did you not understand?
95

jmcmil,

17/10/2008 19:56:29
Maybe someone will read this tomorrow and post a comment. Please read this reasoned view.

Given the state of both our teams I predict the following:

There will be crowd of 17,132 with 174,302 watching it on Satan TV.

Bamaba will be sent off in the 7th minute for his second yellow.

Miko will follow suit in 8 mins for his second simulation.

Rob Jones will head a clear chance into the Hearts fans from a corner with Kello (if he plays) laying on the ground and Neilson (if he plays) standing on top of Deeks on the 18 yard line at the 23 minute mark.

Driver will plough through the Hibernian FC defence on 37 minutes and produce a most magnificent cross that will knock Mixu's pie out of his hand.

On the 44 minute mark, Victor, Johnny Jambo, Scorchio et al will cream themselves as a life size poster of Vlad is paraded around the ground. They will fall on their knees with the other 11 believers who are gullible enough to renew their season tickets and say " All hail the saviour".

The second half will begin with Hibernian FC in attacking mode (now that Mixu has decided to change the diamond formation and bring on Deeks, Fletch and big Nish).

The final score (in my humble opinion will be a consrvative 5-4 to Hibernian FC) I know it's daft to make predictions for a derby but I could have been silly and said 3-0 couldn't I?)

To end, I think Heart of Midlothian will be in administration at 2107hrs tonight
96

Ulsterjambo,

Co.Down 17/10/2008 20:03:19
#99
Sounds like a great game you imagined,bu you forgot about the two howlers from Makalamity!What does that make the score now?Any how I shall have to make do with watching the real game from a bar somewhere in Benidorm,any bar so long as it`s not IRISH!
Long Live H.M.F.C.
97

Dood,

17/10/2008 20:55:13
#99

Excellent post sir!!! Best at the end of a week full of drivel on these threads.

I'd be aware though, I suspect that some of the regular neanderthals may not be able to decipher the irony of it. Yes boys, thats I.R.O.N.Y. Don't confuse it with what yer maws have to do to press yer school shirts.
98

dublinH.F.C.,

DUBLIN 17/10/2008 21:08:12
aw ulster, i heard they might let the Ulster 6 come back!!! But then again........who needs the bother!
99

they aint won the cup since 1902,

17/10/2008 22:21:34
Evening all .. Bit late tonight, missus laid claim to the laptop. Anyway i would just like to repeat what iv been saying all week. Why are you all worried about the tactics for sunday ? If anybody out there actualy knows anything about fitba, playing with one striker doesnt mean that every time we go forward theres only going to be one man with a chance of scoring. Flooding the midfield has worked at easter road before & IT WILL WORK AGAIN. Tullberg up front, Kingston supporting, bruno back, great to see jonson back in holding role, driver getting in the box with kingston & tullber. As Csaba says , call it one up or 1 with suporting attacking midfielder & a left winger, call it what you want. WE WILL SHUT THEM UP ONCE AGAIN. HMFC
100

rl250 hfc,

17/10/2008 22:28:24


The vultures are circling.

Read all about it in this paper tomorrow.

Death To Hearts.
101

they aint won the cup since 1902,

17/10/2008 22:44:15
105 you are a f**K**g pe*is.SHUT UP. GO TO BED AND W*NK OFF YER DUG. Your cronies said that 3 weeks ago , its getting very out dated , very , boring , very weegie press like.....
102

rl250 hfc,

17/10/2008 23:01:10
Read it and weep Yam fu*-

Breaking News

"TALK 107 are reporting that they have done some background searching and their sources are telling them that a legal case has been/will be lodged against HOMOF.C by a creditor for a substantial amount of money which is to be paid."

More tomorrow in this paper and its serious stuff.

PMSL




103

they aint won the cup since 1902,

17/10/2008 23:27:13
Seriously ? Only thing on talk 107 was john robertson telling hearts to do whatever it takes to beat hibs. Wont take much. You dont happen to read the sun do you ? Dug w*n*er
104

"PAWS" FOR THOUGHT,

18/10/2008 09:59:34

I see the EIGHTH OF MIDLOTHIAN title is being squabbled over by the capital's warring neanderthals.....while the rest of the nation gets on with the task of sorting out which of the other SPL clubs will fight it out for the BIG national honours once again.
Enjoy your meaningless twaddle Jumbos
Mediocrity reigns at DECLINECASTLE
.......Eh Moochachos???
105

"PAWS" FOR THOUGHT,

18/10/2008 10:28:59
#11 BLEEDIN@ OBVIOUS

See.....I KNEW that the SPL team's good sense would get through eventually. Your warm confirmation of same makes it ALL worthwhile...just the filip we needed to keep the message coming to educate more Edina Neanderthals !!........Eh Moochacho??
106

"PAWS" FOR THOUGHT,

18/10/2008 19:19:10
#113 BLEEDING PROFUSELY

Nervous about my putting you right then Moochacho??
Shame Eh??
TEE HEE HEE !!
107

"PAWS" FOR THOUGHT,

18/10/2008 19:47:45
#115 BLEEDING THICKO


Trouble is that there are still a few neanderthals (altho' the numbers are falling rapidly down your way(as the reduced attendances show) who have not been as well taught as lucky ol' you...Eh Moochacho
.....SO......perhaps you'd like to join us in the great SPL Team educational crusade to wipe out JumboDrivel once and for all........your team is already doing its best to consign you lot to history......why not join up now??..Eh Moochacho?

 

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