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Eye-catching Commons emerges from left field as Burley's faith in wide man is rewarded



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Published Date: 21 November 2008
DIEGO Maradona might be excused for having had eyes only for his own players, but, invited to offer his thoughts on Scotland, the fledgling Argentina manager at least attempted to be polite in the aftermath of Wednesday night's friendly match. The fact is, however, that there were few players who caught the attention in a dark blue shirt, save, perhaps, for winger Kris Commons.
DIEGO Maradona might be excused for having had eyes only for his own players, but, invited to offer his thoughts on Scotland, the fledgling Argentina manager at least attempted to be polite in the aftermath of Wednesday night's friendly match. The f
act is, however, that there were few players who caught the attention in a dark blue shirt, save, perhaps, for winger Kris Commons.

Maradona pointed out that Scotland were technically inferior to his own side, though he hoped they could raise their game in order to make a re-match possible at the next World Cup, with his own side still having much work to do to qualify. "Technically we were very different," he pointed out, and few could argue, although in Commons Scotland at least appear to have found the kind of old-fashioned winger for whom the ball is his friend.

Too many of his team-mates seemed cowed by the thought of keeping possession, and looked to move the ball on as quickly as possible. Commons, however, had a hint of devilry about him, something more usually associated with his fellow Championship performer, James McFadden.

The Derby County player impressed for Scotland, and had perhaps most reason to be content at the end of the 1-0 defeat. While hardly exhibiting the easy-touch of the South Americans, he was the closest Scotland had to an outlet as Argentina swarmed at the home team in the opening 20 minutes of the first-half. He helped set-up Scotland's best chance, for McFadden, and then switched sides to accommodate Shaun Maloney after the interval. Against a lesser side, he would surely have been able to reap even more reward than he did from the scraps of possession which were his on Wednesday.

Burley hailed him as Scotland's best player on the night, and expressed delight that Commons' performance recalled the days when the Scottish side were able to boast wide men of the calibre of John Robertson, the manager's old international team-mate. That Commons was one of only five players to last the entire game told its own story, and suggested Burley was conscious of the hints offered by the player that he might be the one to hurt Argentina. He has also shown up well against Iceland and Macedonia in recent qualifiers, and, assuming he maintains his current good form with Derby, Commons might be a contender to provide the width against the Netherlands in March, in a game which will likely see Burley operate with a lone front-man.

It has been a dizzying elevation for Commons, who qualifies for Scotland due to a Dundonian grandparent. Just two years ago Steve Claridge, in one of his scouting reports for the Guardian newspaper, noted that while the raw materials were there, his obvious talented needed to be refined. "There are aspects which need improving if he is to flourish at a higher level than League One, though his natural ability is not in doubt," wrote Claridge. "He is excellent on the ball, with an impeccable first touch. His team-mates trust him to retain possession and create, and his delivery from dead-balls is superb."

Paul Jewell, his current manager at Derby, has since labelled him a "match-winner," one who possesses the "X factor". From the evidence of his four appearances for Scotland thus far, it seems he has matured into a player who can hold his own in international football, and at a stage – he turned 25 in August – most would regard as critical for a player with ambition.

The faith Burley has shown in him is also significant. The Scotland manager is in need of someone on which he can hang his hat after recent troubles with Kris Boyd and Lee McCulloch, and with Chris Iwelumo, his other rather left-field recruit, still to totally convince. In Commons, he may just have found him.









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1

Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 00:25:19
The wee double post from the Scotsman.

Commons did play reasonably well, but I doubt if Maradona said anything about him.

Another "misleading" article.
2

Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 00:26:28
The thought of McCoist as the next Rangers manager is mouth watering.
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Just an opinion,

USA 21/11/2008 00:33:39
I would not disagree with this take on Commons, and whilst it is indicative an English Championship player highlights Scotland's dearth of really top class players who can shine at international level, it is worth remembering Alf Ramsey ( if my memory serves me right !! ) played Keith Newton from Blackburn Rovers who were in the English Second Division as it was known back then. ( anyway, Newton DID play for England from the 2nd Division )
Certainly McFadden also does not seem to have gone backwards with a drop to that league with Birmingham.
But I say again, we need to get the kids in Scotland wanting to play football again - and I mean in droves!
We simply are not breeding players who compare to our legends of yesteryear, and I don't think too many would disagree with that sentiment.
Sure, the 'old timers' always say it is not as good as in their day, but non qualification for Europe and the World Cups in recent years scuppers the arguement me and such as me are living in the past.
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Fayneant,

NZ 21/11/2008 00:34:21
I'm sure the Dutch are hardly wetting themselves at the thought of playing Scotland after that performance.
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Helter Skelter,

21/11/2008 00:40:01
Well done to minty for going on record to say that he is a great admirer of Celtic's traditions.

Somewhat unexpected , but much appreciated.

As for his somewhat vague, menacing, unsolicted advice to the Celtic Chairman, I think he should take on board Dr Reid's polite invitation to shove it where the
sun don't shine ...that's yir €rse Minty, not the rearrangerz' accounts !
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jerrymanders,

21/11/2008 00:50:31
#2

It is for The Champions.
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 01:02:07
Paulmac

McCoist-Maradona

Can you not see the link?

WS will step down at the end of the season after winning the treble.

The bus will be out of the garage again.

Then, with McCoist fully in charge, it's going to be goals for breakfast, lunch, afternoon snack, dinner and supper.
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Harlem Tam,

21/11/2008 01:17:00
Ally McCoist for Rangers manager certainly IS mouthwatering . . . for Celtic fans.
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Harlem Tam,

21/11/2008 01:17:53
Dr John Reid 2 Sir Minty Moonbeams 0

What a result.
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CALEDONIACO,

The Emerald City 21/11/2008 01:19:40
Bto, yip Mc $haggers going to be very busy picking them out from the back of the net, I can't wait.

4 In a row coming your way,and don't ya know it!

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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 01:20:35
Lennon vs McCoist

I'm going to enjoy that.

The partnership of "Lennon and McGrain"

Sure they won't be remembered for their wit or communication skills. Maybe they'll write a few songs.

It will be Celtic's "dark age"
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arthurscross,

21/11/2008 01:33:58
Marc Guidi has introduced some doubt as to the respect held by some of Scotlands' Players towards George Burley and his backroom team, particularly Steven Pressley. He states that was wrong to appoint Pressley when he was still a registered player of Celtic. It was wrong that he should "boss" Barry Ferguson and Darren Fletcher. It has taken a long time for this to surface. Is this another Barry Ferguson and his gang episode a la Paul Le Guen?
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Harlem Tam,

21/11/2008 01:37:08
BTO - So glad you acknowledge that the position of manager of Rangers is on a par with assistant manager at Celtic. You're beginning to see the light.
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Championees,

The Emerald City 21/11/2008 02:02:34
What's with the story that Aiden was attacked yesterday, evidently prior to the attack he was subjected to sectarian slurs/abuse,then punched by three louts, anyone know the facts?
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 02:03:14
HT

You'll no be so smug when Lennon and McGrain take you to the middle of the table, on a regular basis.

WGS will be booted out at the end of the season

Slip sliding away...
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Harlem Tam,

21/11/2008 02:16:40
BTO - "WGS will be booted out at the end of the season"

You mean like you predicted he would be at the end of last season, and the season before that, and the season before that?
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Harlem Tam,

21/11/2008 02:19:30
#16 Championees - It's becoming a regular occurrence now with McGeady being given sectarian abuse and often assaulted while out having a life. But not to worry, all the abuse he gets from opposition fans every week is only "banter". It has nothing whatsoever to do with the regular sectarian abuse and assaults.

Well that's what they keep telling us.
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Harlem Tam,

21/11/2008 02:35:17
Heard a cracking story when I was back in Scotland recently.

After Celtic beat Man U at Celtic Park 2 years ago, leaving United still with work to do in their final game to qualify, and Celtic already through to the last 16, Sir Alex went ballistic in the dressing room.

He first had a go at Louis Saha for his penalty miss, then turned to Van der Saar and shouted in his face, "Are you gonnae buy that wee @$%*@%*& Jap's video? Cos yer in it @$%*@%*& twice!"
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 02:41:24
#16

Made up nonsense as usual from the City of Darkness.

HT

A draw for your mob at the weekend.
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 03:24:48
Right HT, here we go.

St Mirren 1 Celtic 1
DU 2 Hamilton 0
Hearts 1 Falkirk 1
Killie 0 ICT 0
Motherwell 2 Hibs 1
Rangers 2 Aberdeen 0
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Harlem Tam,

21/11/2008 04:02:27
I got St Mirren 0-2 with a joker and Rangers 1-0.
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 04:06:31
HT

What do think on the Hearts game?

Had Hearts to win 1-0 but think their luck must be running out too.
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Keyboard supporter,

21/11/2008 04:33:49
Its about time Murray came out and illustrated Reid for the unprincipled, pandering toad that he is.

I'll wager that even usual Taleban on here think(sic) twice before extolling his virtues on forums. He's a slimy worm who used his previous position as a Blair acolyte to achieve the chairmanship of Celtic and, like his master, wedge his nose firmly in the trough.

His pandering to the lowest common denominator amongst the dhims is merely as odious as his shameful amnesia for his past actions.

Whatever peoples perception of Murray is I'd have him any day over such an unprincipled worm.
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Mercutio,

FALKIRK 21/11/2008 04:48:40
The green/blue bigots are at it again, they are not allowed to comment on articles about their "teams" so they pollute other threads with their sectarian sewage.
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Keyboard supporter,

21/11/2008 04:55:37
#26 - mutual dislike does not equate to sectarianism.
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Mercutio,

FALKIRK 21/11/2008 05:03:52
#27 It does and you know it!
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Harlem Tam,

21/11/2008 05:10:35
#25 KS - Moonbeams made an absolute fool of himself and he made a big mistake taking on an intellectual heavyweight like Dr Reid, whose rapid and succint response put him firmly in his place.

Here are some comments from the Follow Follow website from the more enlightened Gers fans out there:

“For Reid, it must have been like being savaged by a dead sheep. A guy like Murray won't hold any fears for Reid, unfortunately”

“See, that's what real Chairman do, they respond in defence of their clubs, and in double quick time.”

“Exactly what I said would be the response in another thread. Reid wins again and Murray looks like the amateur he is.”

“We can expect another attack on the fans/club any time soon from Reid. Murray's sabre rattling will only end up in a battle our club management have no stomach for. Resulting in another capitulation from us. We, the fans, will pay the price for their weakness in defending us in the past”

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Harlem Tam,

21/11/2008 05:12:52
KS - Another thing. If you do not know the meaning of SIC and how to use it, I suggest you either learn or give up using it on almost every comment you post.
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Harlem Tam,

21/11/2008 05:20:29
Mercutio - When George Fulston was chairman of Falkirk FC, I attended a business meeting in his company. After he had sunk a few sherbets, he was on the phone and was loudly disagreeing with the person at the other end of the line. After terminating the call, he turned to the assembled gathering and uttered the words: "The trouble with me is, I %$#@&*#$ hate Jacobites."

Your club and fans are steeped in anti-Catholic bigotry and you know it.

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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 05:21:56
Yes, everyone loves John Reid, especially the Celtic fans.

Mr Orr calls on Celtic supporters to stop Reid becoming the club's figurehead because, as defence minister, he was "instrumental in the invasion of Iraq".

In a call to fans, Mr Orr states: "The club's supporters have a proud history of solidarity with oppressed peoples throughout the world.

"The invasion of Iraq has resulted in the deaths of thousands of innocent people."

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Mercutio,

FALKIRK 21/11/2008 05:24:18
I think the use of SIC (sic) is apposite considering some of the vomit produced here.
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Keyboard supporter,

21/11/2008 05:24:22
#29 - I could equally point you in the direction of celtic websites etc who'd perhaps dispel the myth that you seek to perpetuate - namely that you're all a bunch of fun loving craicsters.

Follow follow is a lot of phish and is long removed from what was once an amusing fanzine to a barely disguised unfunny, politicized rant. If it was up to the columnists you refer to he'd have Murray offering Reid outside for a "square go". It is no more indicative of general Rangers supporters feelings than anything else.

As for your assertion that Reid is an "intellectual heavyweight" - a doctorate does not automatically confer intellectual heavyweight status.

PS - please explain the proper context/meaning of (sic) as evidently you know more than I.
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 05:27:56
SIC is how the Celtic fans will feel at around 2.15pm on Saturday
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Keyboard supporter,

21/11/2008 05:30:50
#28 - i'm sorry but its not universally the case. Is Liverpool/Man U, Spurs /Arsenal mutual animosity sectarian? Is it possible for Rangers/Celtic fans to dislike one another for reasons other than religion?

#31 - "Your club and fans are steeped in anti-Catholic bigotry and you know it"

You were actually making a bit of sense today and then you revert to type by playing the laughable victim guff - tres lame!
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Mercutio,

FALKIRK 21/11/2008 05:52:29
#36 says "Is it possible for Rangers/Celtic fans to dislike one another for reasons other than religion?" I am sure there may well be myriad reasons but we all know what the main one is.
#31 That is what is called a rant.
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Harlem Tam,

21/11/2008 06:55:20
KS - (sic) is used when quoting another person's written passage or comment which contains an error, either in fact or syntax. If the error is to be deliberately retained in the quotation, use of (sic) indicates that you recognise the error but for whatever reason, you wish to quote the passage or comment in its original, unedited form.

Eg - If I write that "Glasgow is a large city in England on the River Clyde." You might quote me thus: "Glasgow is a large city in England (sic) on the River Clyde" meaning you are quoting me, error and all.

It is wrong to use (sic) - as you have done - to indicate that you disagree with the use of the word you yourself are using, as in "I'll wager that even usual Taleban on here think(sic) twice . . ." your intention being to give the view that they are incapable of "thinking".
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 06:58:26
HT

My posts will never be the same again...
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 07:31:32
Celtic to draw tomorrow. Rangers to win comfortably.

A few diddy games in between, then the big game at Ibrox.

In short, 2008 finishes with Rangers top of the SPL
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Keyboard supporter,

21/11/2008 07:38:34
#38 - "You say tomato i say tomatoe"
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 07:41:35
With Hartley out the flood gates could open tomorrow.
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arthurscross,

21/11/2008 08:03:56
Come on the Hoops! The Dark Side say they are the people. We are the real chosen people!
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Mercutio,

FALKIRK 21/11/2008 08:06:45
#38 I think you will find that my post at #33 explains the usage of sic in a practical manner and a little at your expense without the pedantic priggery. You really should apologise for the assumptions you make at #31.
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21/11/2008 08:07:30
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 08:13:39
Schools to blame...

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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 08:22:14
While we are on the subject, Celtic need to get a new kit.

The 19th century "rugby strip" is an embarrassment.

No wonder they get laughed at in Europe, even before a ball is kicked.
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21/11/2008 08:33:40
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 08:37:00
#50

I assumed they picked them up at some port, after they had been thrown away by an English public school side back from their trip to South Africa.

That's is where, I imagine, "the school" idea came from.
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gus1940,

Edinburgh 21/11/2008 08:50:27
Keep all the cr-p about football in the Sport Section -The International Section is for International News not mindless pap about 22 yobs kicking a ball around.
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 08:58:55
Sorry Gus...We didnt mean to offend your genteel sensibilites.You'll find the Croquet results on P102....
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 09:04:14
...right next to the lacrosse fixtures and the knitting patterns.
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 09:22:36
Paulmac

I think we should have one minutes applause for Alex Salmond.

He has, it is reported, a chest infection and is taking anti-biotics.

Hartley's injury appears to be more serious.
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 09:22:48
Moonbeams...As one who will not turn on the telly (or read any filler/article) for ANY reality based shoite,I must leave that to others on this thread.

I will say though as an exercise in "Auto Suggestion" Mr Mallet is terrific.Everytime I see his gurning coupon,I think "Where's that f eckin Mallet"
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 09:24:26
Linfield,St Johnstone,Leicester,Everton...Ad Infinatum
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 09:24:41
#56

Looks like 1960's wallpaper (Woolworths)
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 09:26:13
The Austin Power's shirt strip
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 09:27:03
Shugster...There is a double (chinned) Whammy if Sally gets the gig.

Should the 'gers points total go south,as we'd all expect,the stadium will empty quicker than Jade Goody's head.Sally could sit on his lonesome in the Copeland Rd Stand and make it look at least "Busy"
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Boyne Bhoy,

DUBLIN 21/11/2008 09:30:09
Minty, although plain blue kits are ten a penny (at your local JJB) don't mention Tranmere-they have never got over the cuddly Gers visit to 'Ireland' a few years back.
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 09:30:19
James..Unless you are portuguese and live in Yeovil...
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 09:33:55
Moonbeams...Like everyone else,I turn the page and am confronted by insect/testicle eating neanderthals and realise I've bought the Rangers News" by mistake.I then get the Daily Redundant and find much of the same guff.

As for Patrick Moore...Cr ap Astromomer but very good actor in Emmerdale (I believe)
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Helter Skelter,

21/11/2008 09:36:44
It was SEVERAL weeks ago that Reid branded the famine song "racist" in a public statement.

Basically, that was all he said : the famine song IS racist.

After Minty's outburst yesterday, it's quite clear that his inner-sanctum at the dark star have been reeling about Reid's remarks, and that Minty has been under sustained pressure to respond.

Perhaps his swipe at Dundee/Dundee United fans a couple of weeks ago - the one he subsequently apologised for within 24 hours - was an attempt at a compromise : not a direct assault on The Champions, but certainly an attempt to deflect public attention away from Scotland's Shame.....but it didn't work ...he ended up with egg all over his face.

So the grumbling within the dark star continued and Minty must have reached the view that his lack of any response to Reid's comment was leaving him looking weak.

And so finally, all these weeks later, he's plucked up the courage to take a pot shot at Reid , a pot shot it has to be said wich has all the grace and elegance of a nasally ned in a baseball cap saying "see you, you be'er watch whit yir sayin' ba thi way...know whi' a mean ba thi way".

Reid responds with a few well placed karate chops within hours ...THWACK ! on the neck ; DOOF ! on the haw mawz ; THUMP! on the back .....and now Minty is flat on the floor with Reid standing over him.

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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 09:40:00
Blue cheese, Rangers blue, blue movies, blue skies, getting bluttered


Now tell me these are not a few of your favourite things...
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 09:46:07
As Patrick Moore would tell you,the sky is not blue.This colouration is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.Hope that clears that up for you...

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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 09:49:19
Trees and plants,grasses etc do contain a green pigment called Chlorophyll that aids photosynthesis and transpiration thus giving us the oxygen we require to live..Another resounding triumph for the greens over the blues...Woo! Hoo!
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 09:50:15
HOW pointless is this arguement? LOLOLOLOL
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 09:58:16
The sea is blue
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darkhorse.,

21/11/2008 09:58:39
Minty is unwise to indulge in a public duel with Dr Reid. As a self made businessman, held in regard in so many international circles he has lowered himself into the sleazy world of gutter politics. Clearly he feels strongly enough about subject matter but a man of integrity (though not without flaws) will never win against a slimy politician who has more skeletons in the cupboard than Fred West. "Politician" of whatever hue and "integrity" simply cannot exist in the same sentence.
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darkhorse.,

21/11/2008 09:59:19
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The bluebells are blue.
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 09:59:38
The sea makes up 2/3rds of our planet.

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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 10:00:30
#79..The sea reflects the "Blue" sky and also bends light refracting through it...Again..NOT BLUE..NEXT!
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 10:00:31
There is more blue sea than green grass.

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darkhorse.,

21/11/2008 10:00:41
Snotters are green.
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 10:00:59
Noses,on the other hand....
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 10:03:58
Swordsman

The wee green grass comment.

As you didnae have any in the "garden" you might find it hard to keep up with speed.

Where you had the chassis of the Morris Minor, and the three beds (one bunk), others had grass.
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 10:05:22
Green Fingers. And they havnae got a garden.


Oh, the irony
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 10:07:07
Blue Oyster Cult, The Blues Bothers,

Blues.

Yes, music as well

Green bands? Nope
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darkhorse.,

21/11/2008 10:12:46
#45
Mr W Colum is the man in the middle at Ibrox on Saturday.
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darkhorse.,

21/11/2008 10:15:41
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Rod Stewart always makes me laugh. Not for his rediculous musical persona but as an Englishman, who lives in Amwerica, thinks he's Scottish supporting a club side based in Scotland who want to be Irish.
How confused must the poor chap be?
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 10:16:24
In Alien the "Alien" was green.

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darkhorse.,

21/11/2008 10:16:30
#94

Sorry "ridiculous"...before anyone gets sic.
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darkhorse.,

21/11/2008 10:17:29
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When the hulk throws a maddie he goes green.
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 10:18:47
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DH

It's what happens when your ask your mother who your dad is, and she starts with a story of the sea and looking for polar bears
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 10:19:16
I'm all for the blues and the greens getting together...I.E. Bluenose and green with envy...
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 10:19:21
Mold is green
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 10:20:52
Who mentioned snotters?

Green Sleeves

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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 10:23:51
Eva Green...nuff said!
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 10:24:29
And the best for last

Celtic are green
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 10:25:04
Hughie Green
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darkhorse.,

21/11/2008 10:25:30
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Mr Colum will be under scrutiny. As a respected RE teacher in a single faith school he will naturally want to appease his pastoral flock and peers. To balance this with the nuetrality of a referee is indeed a dichotomy for the wee soul.
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 10:26:06
blue nun..blue murder..
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 10:26:49
Words that rhyme with blue

True
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 10:27:05
Rangers Transfer Budget...Blue Meanies!
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Dublin 21/11/2008 10:27:40
UHU GLUE...Sticky patch for the 'gers,right enough
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dndy 21/11/2008 10:28:00
Murray sounded like an ar*e in his interview...bleating about very little. perceoptions ans semantics and fuelling his supporter's paranoia....it seems that Rangers can't work out PR....positive stories win, negative stories lose...if you have nothing good to say, say nothing....
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darkhorse.,

21/11/2008 10:28:53
#111
Blue Label.....yummy stuff from Mr Smirnoff.
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Dublin 21/11/2008 10:31:02
Which of our "Men in Black" do the mighty Hoops have this Sat lunchtime?
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21/11/2008 10:32:04
#118

Silvery, greyish, blue
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Dublin 21/11/2008 10:32:32
Individual trifles....
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21/11/2008 10:33:23
#120

I've got him down as first scorer on the predictor
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Dublin 21/11/2008 10:33:35
122..Wasnt that the Queen Mum?
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 10:35:14
A wee change of subject, but where does WGS get his suits made.

I know you can make a big one smaller, but ...
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21/11/2008 10:36:41
#127

The blue bols...aye, had that after one long weekend in Aberdeen
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 10:38:33
WGS gets his suits made at William Patterson and Sons (Loyal) in Govan...

Last time WGS went to have one made he stipulated that he wanted a suit without pockets,buttons,button holes,lapels,vents ad inside lining.Asking Mr Patterson how much this would cost.Mr Patterson replies..."Hmnn I dont know Mr Strachan,ALL these EXTRAS!
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 10:39:34
Ahh William "Fifth" Collum...I LOVE it!
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 10:43:39
The word green itself is part of the problem. An ugly and akward word.

Spleen, cannae keep mysel clean, mean, Plean
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Dublin 21/11/2008 10:44:08
TRS..I believe Mr McCurry had an unfortunate accident while walking his dog at the local car park last night.
At least I THINK thats what they said on the radio...McCurry,Dog ging,Car Park...
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 10:54:12
Molly Sugden's hair in "Are you being served?" BLUE!!!!!
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Dublin 21/11/2008 10:54:55
TORIES...BLUE!!!
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invictager,

Kent 21/11/2008 10:56:33
All those decisions going your way over the last year and you are still snivelling that the referees only favour Rangers.

How do you manage to walk upright with all those chips on your shoulders?
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Dublin 21/11/2008 10:59:12
Moonbeams...Many experiments have been conducted that show that perfectly fresh,safe food injected with a harmless,tasteless blue dye will NOT be eaten by anyone....The brain sends "Danger" signals to the stomach to prevent ingestion.

There are no blue foods occurring naturally..thats why blue plasters are used in the catering industry..
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Kent 21/11/2008 11:01:20
#161

Leave some cheese out the fridge for a few days and then tell me there are no blue foods.
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21/11/2008 11:03:43
#131

You're right, he is at Love Street. Next best thing to Eddie Smith...injury crisis?..nae problem with yer ain ref.
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Dublin 21/11/2008 11:05:49
162..The important point is "NATURALLY" the blue you see is due to the breakdown of the food.

Magnus Pyke is 99
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21/11/2008 11:06:37
Blue gobstoppers were better than green ones (that went yellow as you sucked them).
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Dublin 21/11/2008 11:06:43
Walter Smith..Clive Dunn "Grand Dad"
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invictager,

Kent 21/11/2008 11:07:39
WGS - tiptoe through the tulips
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21/11/2008 11:07:42
Danish Blue, blueberries...a superfood, Blue steak...sumptuous with some decent claret and dijon mustard.

Broccoli is green, and poisonous...(a bit like John Reid)as any kid will tell you.
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Dublin 21/11/2008 11:08:36
The Rangers support in the 21st Century...Seasick Steve .."I started out with nuthin' and I still got most of it left"
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London 21/11/2008 11:12:03
Prediction time chaps,

St Midden 0 Tic 3
Dundee U 2 Hams 1
JT's 1 Fkirk 0 (Nade first goal scorer)
Killies 1 Nessie 0
Mwell 2 Hobits 0
Bnoses 1 Sheep 0
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 11:13:06
Shug

Going to a Friday disco in Plean was not something to be taken lightly.

Months of planning required.

Two men on surveilance for two weeks before (minimum).

Front door, back doors, trap doors.

Get away vehicle.

Scar on your face, so you're no out of place.

Flares- one pair
Ox blood DMs (18 holes)- one pair
Emergency ladder- one of
Small change- plenty of


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Dublin 21/11/2008 11:14:11
A tale for the day that Scapegoat..I mean,Manager in waiting,Alisdair McCoist bemoans a late penner that loses his 'gers the derby.....

Many years ago McCoist won a dubious at best penner at CP and scored with the penner.

Later that evening we were in the Fox and Hounds, Houston ( a fave watering hole for him and DJ)when a friend of mine asked McCoist if it WAS indeed a penalty....McCoist just smirked and said "The Ref gave it,didn't he..." and walked away.
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21/11/2008 11:14:19
Beast

Tough call on the Hearts game.

1-1. 1-0
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darkhorse.,

21/11/2008 11:23:40
Songs for personalities:

John Reid - Li'l ole' wine drinker me.
Shaun Maloney - Tiny Dancer ( Elton John)
Nakamura - Hot Dog (Led Zeppelin)
Borat - One Bourbon, One scotch, One Beer (G Thorogood)
McGnedinho Hit me with your best shot (Pat Benatar)
Bobo Balde - Money for nothing (Dire straits)
Samaras - Lola (Kinks)



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London 21/11/2008 11:30:10
ASN,
No real easy games anymore, lot of parking the bus going on. Think the sheep will park a double decker on the goal line.
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21/11/2008 11:31:59
#177

Could ye not get something a little more contemporary like " I was in the Hamilton Palace last Sunday when I bumped into the EK CSC buying Guiness and aftershock chasers for Doc Conroy"?
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 11:34:02
Ernie The Milkman...? What was that song by Bennie Hill...

All this talk of Celtic reminded me of it
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21/11/2008 11:37:16
Shug "who" do you think they make the plyboard from....
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Dublin 21/11/2008 11:37:57
Sid Murray....The walls come tumbling down (Style Council)

Walter Smith....Anything by the Cardigans.

Ally McCoist...Eat to the Beat (Blondie),Vindalloo (Fat Les)

Barry Ferguson...Walk like an Egyptian (The Bangles)

Nacho Novo...Spanish Fly (Eddie Van Halen)

Kirk Broadfoot...They shoot hoses,dont they? (Racing Cars)

Sasha Papac....Satellite (The Hooters)

Alan McGregor...Do the S hag..(King Kurt)

Andreas Velicka..I'm the invisible man (Queen)

The Ibrox Trophy room cleaner..THe Bare Necessities (Jungle Book)


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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 11:40:33
We wandered off the main topic for a bit there.

Why do 99 people out of 100 say Wickerman when asked for the first word that comes into their head when they hear the words Celtic fan
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Dublin 21/11/2008 11:41:34
Gordon Ramsey..You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties..(Jona Lewie)
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Kent 21/11/2008 11:44:29
#186
Has someone stolen the two cups.

Ps if your going to bring Disney into it

WGS, wee shaun, wee skippy etc. - Hi Ho its off to work we go
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 11:46:03
Artur Boruc's long suffering missus and bairn...Milk and alcohol..(Dr Feelgood)
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Dublin 21/11/2008 11:48:28
Rev McCurry...Shame,Shame,Shame...(Shirley and Co)
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Kent 21/11/2008 11:49:06
Eddie Smith - Give a little whistle ( whether or not its in the box)
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21/11/2008 11:50:59
It might as well be you (Del Amitri)- George Burley
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 11:51:06
Rev McCurry...Dogs in the Traffic...(Love and Money)
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Dublin 21/11/2008 11:52:39
Artur Boruc...T!tt!es 'n' Beer..(Frank Zappa and the Mothers)
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Kent 21/11/2008 11:53:49
You missed the obvious.

McCurry - I just want a lover (Texas)
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21/11/2008 11:54:25
Waiting for an alibi (Thin Lizzy)- Friends of Aiden
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Dublin 21/11/2008 11:54:43
The Rangers support..."Can I have my money back?...(The New Humblebums)
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Dublin 21/11/2008 11:55:14
Hey Double ton up..100 and 200..!
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Dublin 21/11/2008 11:58:59
Celtic Supporters Assosciation...Private Investigations ..(Dire Straits)
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Kent 21/11/2008 11:59:28
Pierre Van Hooydonk - Ring of fire (cash)
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Kent 21/11/2008 12:01:56
#202
Im not idee.

Im certainly not sad enough to keep a running total of these things. Could have been any ref and any game.
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Dublin 21/11/2008 12:03:53
Rangers FC: Scotlands Shame-Mogwai
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21/11/2008 12:04:47
Rhymes with, White Christmas- All the Celtic fans

27th is coming your way- Paulmac
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Kent 21/11/2008 12:04:50
Super Ally(in a few years} - do you remember walter ( the kinks)
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21/11/2008 12:07:25
#179 continued


"Blue Chip" Lawwell Emerald Lies - Marillion

Parkhead - Anything by Prefab Sprout

Borat again - Flick of the wrist (Queen)



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Kent 21/11/2008 12:08:30
#205
I am lightened up. That was my point. I made the crack without knowing who the ref was and therefore got it wrong.

Ps
Have you figured out WGS - tiptoe through the tulips yet
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Dublin 21/11/2008 12:10:25
Hemdani...Yassir,I can Boogie...(Baccarat)
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21/11/2008 12:11:11
Tubby MacDonald - Roll out the barell
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 12:11:16
Paulmac- lighten up....

What's your secret?

Pencils to sharpen, night and day.

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Kent 21/11/2008 12:11:35
Take your pick from the last 30 years - street fighting man (stones)
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21/11/2008 12:13:09
Drugs don't work- Willie Johnstone
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Kent 21/11/2008 12:15:51
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Right back in the 160s in response to TRS request for the songs.

American singer - most famous for singing tiptoe ...

Tiny Tim

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21/11/2008 12:16:45
As we have all the the experts "on line"

Prediction for the next OF game
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Dublin 21/11/2008 12:18:19
223...1-1 draw that will cement the Hoops 7 point lead and prove the kickstart to winning 4 in a ror...
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Kent 21/11/2008 12:18:37
2 - 1 Rangers.

Boyd and Miller.

Samaras
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21/11/2008 12:18:37
Paulmac

No secrets then?
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21/11/2008 12:21:04
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1-1 tomorrow for the tic.

2-0 the "integrity boys" 27th

Equals. Us ahead of your mob.
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Kent 21/11/2008 12:22:13
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Has it been too long since your last medication.
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Kent 21/11/2008 12:23:38
Had to get this one in

Bobo Balde - money for nothing (dire straits)
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21/11/2008 12:26:17
#234

Aye, right.

Time for some real music...
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21/11/2008 12:28:54
ERNIE ( THE FASTEST MILKMAN IN THE WEST)
11/12/1971 - 4 weeks at #1 - 17 weeks on chart

You could hear the hoof beats pound
As they raced across the ground
And the clatter of the wheels
As they spun round and round
And he galloped into Market Street
His badge upon his chest
His name was Ernie
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

Now Ernie loved a widow
A lady known as Sue
She lived all alone in Linley Lane
At number twenty two
They said she was too good for him
She was haughty, proud and chic
But Ernie got his cocoa there
Three times every week
They called him Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

She said she'd like to bathe in milk
He said alright sweetheart
And when he finished work one night
He loaded up the cart
He said you wanted pasturised
Coz pasturised is best
She says Ernie I'll be happy
If it comes up to me chest
And that tickled old Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

Now Ernie had a rival
An evil looking man
Called Two Ton Ted from Teddington
And he drove the bakers van
He tempted her with his treacle tarts
And his tasty wholemeal bread
And when she saw the size
Of his hot meat pies
It very near turned her head
She nearly swooned at his macaroon
And he said now if you treat me right
You'll have hot rolls evry morning
And crumpets every night
He knew once she'd sampled his layer cake
He'd have his wicked way
And all Ernie had to offer
Was a pint of milk a day
Poor Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

One lunchtime Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four
And as he leaped down from of his van
Hot blood through his veins did course
And he went across to Ernie's cart
And he didnarf kick his horse
Who's name was Trigger (Trigger)
And he pulled the fastest milkcart in the west

Now Ernie rush
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21/11/2008 12:34:14
Paulmac- they don't write songs like that anymore...
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 12:38:40
Heres my fave by Half Man Half Biscuit....

24 Hour Garage people....

I fancy i'll open a stationers,
Stock quaint notepads for weekend pagans,
While you were out at the Rollright stones,
I came and set fire to your shed,

Cos you probably work in an all night garage,
you probably work in an all night garage,
You probably work in an all night garage with Talk radio on,

And you Curse my soul if i dont want petrol,
Curse my soul if i dont want petrol,
I only came down for a tube of pringles,
Sour Cream 'n' Chive,

And because yo've got to get up off your fat a rse to go and get my crisps,
And you've gotta go around the counter,
And its really ... Inconvienient,
And when you come back you t oss them into the sliding metal tray device thingy that separates us,
And you say one pound thirty five,
As opposed to That'll be one pound thirty five please sir,


This is of course done to annoy me,
But has the opposite affect of amusing me no end,
Because suddenly i've got other things to buy,

I'll two scotch eggs and a jar of marmite,
two scotch eggs and a jar of marmite,
two scotch eggs and a jarof marmite,
What sandwhiches have you got?

Well now you become quite irate,
and your voice becomes louder and you start to sound like Lead Valley at the depot,

I GOT HAM,

I GOT CHEESE,

I GOT CHICKEN,

I GOT BEEF,

I GOT TUNA SWEETCORN

I GOT TUNA SWEETCORN,

I'll have ten kitkats and a motoring atlas,
ten kitkats and a motoring atlas,
And a blue cd on the hallmark label,
thats sure to be good,

Oh he went to play golf on a sunday morning,
Just a mile and a half from town,
His head was found on the driving range,
And his body has never been found
Send "24 Hour Garage People" Ringtone to Cell Phone
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21/11/2008 12:39:21
John Reid........Love Hurts
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Captain Fantastic (EJ)- BF
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21/11/2008 12:42:32
WGS..... Disney's "It's a small World"
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Andy Davis...White Lines,Don't Do It!...(Grand Master Melle mel and the furious five)
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 12:44:20
Every Referee since the beginning of time...My old friends the blues...(Eddi Reader..)
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Dublin 21/11/2008 12:44:58
Magnum...Girls! Girls! Girls!..(Sailor)
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21/11/2008 12:47:17
MO

Got any true ones?
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21/11/2008 12:50:15
#252

Swordsman

How on earth did you remember that one.

Don't tell me, the Rubunettes- Sugar Baby Love.

What was the name of the band, around the same time as Mud, that all wore ted suits?
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Dublin 21/11/2008 12:51:01
Showaddy waddy...Darts or the Kursaal Flyers were all there

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21/11/2008 12:52:00
Tiger feet- Any Scotland striker in front of goal
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Dublin 21/11/2008 12:52:18
All the bears on these threads...Paranoid..(Black Sabbath)
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21/11/2008 12:53:24
Sparks and Cockney Rebel had a few hits around then.

Make me smile....
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Dublin 21/11/2008 12:54:49
Eddie Smith...An Honest mistake...(The Bravery)
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21/11/2008 12:56:04
Swordsman

Darts.....

Are you The Memory Man?

OK Swordsman. Name the hit by the cast from It ain't half hot mum..
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Kent 21/11/2008 12:57:11
#261

Dream On (Aerosmith)
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Dublin 21/11/2008 12:57:45
Whispering grass Don Estelle and Windsor Davies...Summer of 75..Knockred I'm not in love off the No 1 spot too!
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Dublin 21/11/2008 13:01:14
Going alternative now guys....Broadfoot tackling....Fifty Fifty Clown (The Cocteau Twins)
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Dublin 21/11/2008 13:02:06
Magnum..If its got a face,I aint eating it...On the wagon til Xmas...Boo Hoo!
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 13:03:44
It's Friday.

Fish...

Nah, we've done that one...

Straight up question, who liked mushrooms when they were young?


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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 13:05:26
As we lived in a two bedroom hoose and there was 7 of us the wisnae mushroom to go around so I'll pass...
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Dublin 21/11/2008 13:06:37
Neil Lennon...The Dark end of the Street (Spooner and Oldham)
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21/11/2008 13:06:46
MO

the premature ejacKulation behind the bike shed is nothing to be ashamed of.....it's just no front page news (wishbone ash)
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 13:08:55
Coral? Never been in a bookies and my life...

Polyps...Nah...Stick to veggies!
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 13:10:18
The great thing about the mushroom is that no matter how many times you cut it, you can still cut it again.

Pink Floyd
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 13:17:48
Hugh Dallas....I love the sound of breaking glass (Nick Lowe)
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 13:19:16
Fernando Ricksen...Bark at the moon ..(ozzy Osbourne)
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 13:19:21
Simply the vest- Rab c
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Helter Skelter,

21/11/2008 13:22:17
Help! (Minty Moonbeams)
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Helter Skelter,

21/11/2008 13:24:25
.."I never needed anybody's help in any way
...but now ..."
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 13:25:15
The Rangers Support...Comfortably Numb..(Pink Floyd)
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 13:27:36
The Rangers Support...The Torture never stops...(Frank Zappa)
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 13:28:41
McGreedy and MaLonely

Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a wooden horse
Gaily they played each summer's day
Warriors both of course
One little chap then had a mishap
Broke off his horse's head
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young playmate said


Did you think I would leave you crying
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Jack and don't be crying
I can go just as fast with two
When we grow up we'll both be soldiers
And our horses will not be toys
And I wonder if we'll remember
When we were two little boys


Long years had passed, war came so fast
Bravely they marched away
Cannon roared loud, and in the mad crowd
Wounded and dying lay
Up goes a shout, a horse dashes out
Out from the ranks so blue
Gallops away to where Joe lay
Then came a voice he knew


Did you think I would leave you dying
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Joe, we'll soon be flying
I can go just as fast with two
Did you say Joe I'm all a-tremble
Perhaps it's the battle's noise
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys


Do you think I would leave you dying
There's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Joe, we'll soon by flying
Back to the ranks so blue
Can you feel Joe I'm all a tremble
Perhaps it's the battle's noise
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys

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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 13:31:24
Back to the ranks so blue


Aye, Rolf was a true Ranger....
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darkhorse.,

21/11/2008 13:31:28
That Smell - Lynyrd Skynrd - dedicated to the faithfull frew'n frew.
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 13:33:22
The Hoops Support...Reasons to be cheerful,part three..(Ian Dury and the Blockheads)
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 13:37:13
Fernando Ricksen...Kung Fu International...(John Cooper Clarke)
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 13:38:02
I can't explain- Danny McGrain
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 13:39:51
Substitute- Nakamura
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 13:39:52
The Rangers Support...I predict a Riot ..(The Kaiser Chiefs)
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invictager,

Kent 21/11/2008 13:39:59
(14.00 hrs on 31/8/08)
Hoops support - Sound of silence (simon and garfunkel)
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 13:40:42
"Happy" jack- John Reid
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 13:42:34
The Rangers Support..Are you ready to be heartbroken?...Lloyd Cole and the Commotions..
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darkhorse.,

21/11/2008 13:42:49
#303 - Excellent!

Dedicated to Celtic's hapless pursuit of a win away in Europe...One of These Nights, The Eagles.

dedicated to Celtic's previous 17 attempts....The Last Worthless Evening - Don Henley
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Dublin 21/11/2008 13:44:52
The Lisbon Lions...Kelly's Heroes...(Black Grape)
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 13:45:27
Homeward Bound (Paul Simon)- if I say that will Jack Reid get uptight?

The Rangers fans (the tiny minority that sing the famine song) are going to drop it.

Just some good old S&Gf numbers
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21/11/2008 13:45:30
#306

14.05 on 31/8/08 - Hoopy Clappies

"We gotta get out of this place", (by aptly) The Animals.
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Kent 21/11/2008 13:46:32
All celtic fans - my old man's a dustman (god knows)
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 13:47:17
The VERY Rev McCurry...Paradise by the dashboard light...(Meatloaf)
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 13:48:36
Sid Murray...The world is full of crashing bores...(Morrissey)
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 13:51:20
Hoops fans in may for the last three years...Champagne Supernova..(Oasis)
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invictager,

Kent 21/11/2008 13:52:48
Hoops fans next may crying ( roy orbson)
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 13:53:32
Wattie at the end of the season..Goodbye Cruel World...(Pink Floyd)
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invictager,

Kent 21/11/2008 13:54:51
hoops fan in may again - everboby hurts (REM)
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invictager,

Kent 21/11/2008 13:56:36
Ibrox in may Rhapsody in Blue (Gershwin)
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Dublin 21/11/2008 13:56:51
GTG guys as I'm half way through 10,000 Itunes songs and my eyes are goin the gither!

Back later..Have fun..!!
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21/11/2008 13:57:22
Is this the world he created (Queen)- but we dinnae know about that.....only your mob

House of the rising son- if I said what I was thinking ......
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invictager,

Kent 21/11/2008 14:02:08
#324
Victory (Winston C)

Ok I know its not a song but.....
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darkhorse.,

21/11/2008 14:03:30
Take me with you - Tori Amos.

As sung by Eddie Smith while the official Celtic party fly off to endure another Euro away defeat.
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 14:13:45
Royalty

I had that one down for "my leg is a wee bit sore" Nakamura.

A player with potential.

Career ruined by the Celtic "politics".

Can't wait to leave.

The line is getting longer....

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21/11/2008 14:14:49
So it should be- Nakamura- Won't get fooled again
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the beast,

21/11/2008 14:26:35
W.S. Shaddup in yer face, Joe Dolce
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 14:43:49
The Beast

I see. Fair enough. We all have our own personal wee favourite songs.


Back to Ibrox....

So the famine song has gone (as nice wee lyric there, all by itself).

Homeward Bound is now officially the new "acceptable# song.

And I wish yous was

Homeward bound

Paul Simon has kindly cancelled his tour of Zambia to concentrate on the re-write of the lyrics in time for the next OF game
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London 21/11/2008 14:48:35
ASN,
Love to see your full predictions for the weekend,you are in HT's league are you not? But your struggling a wee bit, your off the boil so to speak...
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21/11/2008 14:49:38
#334

I rather fancied "Get back" by the Beatles as the successor to the famine song. Be hard getting that rewritten now though.

One of the first wee riffs I mastered post Bert Weedon...
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21/11/2008 14:52:52
#335

Perhaps not. Some wee lowlife got charged and found guilty of sectarian breach of the peace for having similar scrawled on a T shirt. Reaping what they sow.
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21/11/2008 15:01:10
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Don't eberdeen sing the same song ?
Is it only a sectarian term if a Celtic fan uses it ?

Or is it simply a religiously neutral term that Scotland's Shame don't like and jump on the PC wagon by dressing it up as a sectarian term.

Who cares what nil by mouth have to say about it...probably 90% or more of eberdeen fans come from a presbyterian type background, but it's not a term I would use to describe them ...mind you, some eberdeen fanz might see it as an improvement on the term we all use to describe them ...but at least they don't bleat about it (boom! boom!).

John Lennon's sympathy for the irish civil rights movement is well documented and the idea of the rearrangerz hordes using one of his songs to send out their message of hate and racism against irish people takes irony to a new level .
Still, the cup-cakes have never read a history book in their lives, the wee souls...they take a rather novel approach to historical fact : just make it up.
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 15:06:25
Music -Paul Simon Homeward Bound (G)

I'm sitting at the Rangers end

Where the Celtic have to defend, oh....


The crowd is massive inside here

Watch out for the spilling beer

And every moment that we cheer

Is Ferguson in top gear... Homeward bound

And every dive that McGreedy makes

Is fooder for the Broadfoot breaks, oh

And every time Barry gets the ball

He skips past Caldwell

It's goal number three

We're top of the premier league

oh, oh

And we wish you were.....

Homeward bound

and we wish we were

Homeward bound

Home

Where your.....

I will be banned it I write the rest...so..leave it there...all in good fun..

For Jack Reid



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Helter Skelter,

21/11/2008 15:10:37
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Yes, if you can't beat them, forcibly repatriate them.

It's the rearrangerz' way.
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Kent 21/11/2008 15:18:13
You know for a while today it was a laugh but now that the morally superior bhoys have arrived it will be back to the usual.

Why don't you just give it a rest and admit that the Rangers fans who sing the famine song are no worse than the Celtic fans who sing IRA songs.

A chip on both shoulders and a sneer on both faces.
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 15:33:06
HS

No offence meant.

Paul Simon always asked me first on the lyrics. No offence there?

However, you will drop two points to a spritely SM. Thereby (technical term) closing the gap (another technical term)
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 15:37:23
Afternoon Poppets...Back from my constitutional and with tea and raspberry creams to sustain me,ready for the fray...
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 15:43:08
Royalty

I think a song witten by Swordsman, carved by hand into a silver plate might be appropriate.
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 15:47:07
Title

It's 20 years of glory


It's 20 years of glory

None of your jiggery pockery

The Rangers team lead the pack

The other fell behind as slack

Couldnae keep up the pace of

Miller, Boyd and the
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 15:55:10
Like Chaiman Mao,Sid Murray would like to think that his takeover of RFC represented a "Year Zero" in the history of the club...The acquisition of Johnston (lets face it lads,the only one you'd accept at the time cos he stuck two fingers up at CFC)aside,there has been no discernable shift in the mindset of club or its support.
From the "Orange" revolution of the little genital,to todays unsavoury blind eye treatment to the most ugly repertoire of "songs" and all the while bleating on and on and on about "Dignity".You ain't fooling anybody,Sid.

Happy Birthday Sid...Would a ten pound voucher for Poundstretchers be to your liking?


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Kent 21/11/2008 16:04:35
#352
How can you say that there has been no change in the mindset. I can assure you it is nothing like it was in the 70s and SDM has most certainly not turned a blind eye to anything more than CFC board have.

BOTH clubs still have a good number of idiots following them.
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 16:06:32
I'm going to have to call it a night, according to my double gold plated Rolex Rangers "20 years of glory" watch.

The Hearts thread is warming up, though.
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invictager,

Kent 21/11/2008 16:07:33
Shouldn't that be TREBLE gold plated
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21/11/2008 16:07:45
sang go home ya h--s all through my childhood as a Well fan,to any team who visited Firpark.When did it become sectarian?.
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Dublin 21/11/2008 16:09:42
#354..I too was around in the seventies and agree that things arent quite as bad as then,and of course both clubs have its fair share of nutters.

I tend to get a wee bit itchy when this "benevolent" ruler pash gets wheeled out especially as we are now on the cusp of "Twenty Glorious Years"

What next? Striking of coins?Anniversary Mugs?A public holiday to celebrate?

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Kent 21/11/2008 16:12:01
#357
I also watched Well as a youngster in the late 60s early 70s. Have no idea what I sang but I don't consider the h word sectarian at all.
The "West of Scotland problem" will never be solved until both sides wisen up and stop trying topretend it only happens on the other side. I was glad to get away from it all.
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Another Saturday Night,

21/11/2008 16:12:44
Treble it is.

Good night.

20 years of glory

Celtic are no so holy.

We are the champions....

(Am)
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Swordsman,

Dublin 21/11/2008 16:17:09
Moonbeams...

I'll never forget the undignified,sneering Sid Murray uttering the "for ever £5 Celtic spend,We'll spend £10" quip..How I bet he regrets that now!

A Gerald Ratner moment,if ever there was one...
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invictager,

Kent 21/11/2008 16:21:34
#358
Swordy

I by no means include you (or the likes of TNT or Slaine) in that. I just get annoyed when Im constantly preached at.

I was not so long ago called scu m for pointing out it is no more racist to sing the famine song than to sing in support of the organisation whose whole raison d'etre was to get the "brits" out of Ireland.

Ive always said bigotry/racism does not just work in one direction.

PS
I've never met a man of that wealth who is in any way benevolent. My ex brother in law used to be in the steel sales business and always said SDM was a complete crook. However his 20 years have resulted in a lot more trophies than the previous 20.
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21/11/2008 16:23:01
This is the situation minty finds himself in ...one minute he's winning title's like shooting fish in a barrel whilst gleefully rubbing Celtic's noses in it ....then the tables are turned and he wants Celtic to be nice to him.

Minty forgot the old adage which all business people should be aware of : beware who you kick on the way up !
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Dublin 21/11/2008 16:28:24
#364..

Fair Do's.As for being called "Scum" You are in good company.I too,was taken to task over my reading of the Minutes silence/applause debate (Curiously,I never made my own opinion known,but might have surprised many if I had!)

We will have to disagree on the nature of certain tunes,but hey! Thats democracy in action!

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Kent 21/11/2008 16:35:30
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I don't expect everyone to see it the same way. Im am quite happy to let the brits stay in Ireland and the Irish stay in Scotland.

Live and let live is a good enough motto to follow.

I just get fed up being labelled as some sort of thug for admitting I like a football team.

As said earlier I was enjoying the "song contest" before it turned ugly. I didn't even use my most inventive one as it was a tad offensive.
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Dublin 21/11/2008 16:38:24
K lads...Clocking off time here at Swordsman Towers (Euphemism for "Shoite! I better get the missus' tea organised or I'm in Shtook)
Later all!
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invictager,

Kent 21/11/2008 16:38:53
As I clearly will never get very far up and therefore do not need to be careful does that mean I can kick anybody I like .
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invictager,

Kent 21/11/2008 16:50:15
#372
Ah
All I need to do now is to find out where "my level" is in the grand sheme of things.

I reckon I can fairly kick most Aberdonians as they must be congenitally thick to support that load of dross. Ditto Hibs Hearts etc.

Obviously that also extends to people who wear shellsuits and who think the Sun and the Mirror/Record are quality papers.

Also people who think that taxing beer will save the planet

Im starting to think I may not be so low after all.
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Kent 21/11/2008 16:51:58
Did anyone get in with SDM - dignity (deacon blue) earlier. Ive lost track
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Kent 21/11/2008 16:54:16
OK
As I work in France most days I will start there. They definetely don't rank very high. They charge nearly £5 for a beer at todays rates.
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invictager,

Kent 21/11/2008 16:58:41
Obviously.

People from the Home Counties will naturally be much higher up the scale.
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invictager,

Kent 21/11/2008 17:01:35
Bloody dangerous that. Sheep give quite a back kick when surprised.
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invictager,

Kent 21/11/2008 17:03:07
I thought Surrey was pretty much in there.
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invictager,

Kent 21/11/2008 17:07:00
Yes I agree.
Worked there for two spells.
Exempt everyone from the Auld Alliance bar in the Marais of course.
Only "scots" bar I know completely full of Irish punters.
Had many happy days there.
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Kent 21/11/2008 17:11:47
I see.

I am actually from.......wait for it, the ever classy Wishaw which I have to say I don't miss too much.

Now in sunny Folkestone which is pretty quaint in comparison.
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Kent 21/11/2008 17:19:09
Well it does have a faily large cliff for them to throw themselves over. Not quite beachy head but high enough.

Good transport links though easy access to airports, ferries and trains.

Much better than darkest Lanarkshire.

When I was a boy we went to places like Blantyre or Edinburgh for a school trip. Kids down here go to Disneyland Paris or Brussells or all sorts of places.
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invictager,

Kent 21/11/2008 17:26:56
Well, off to kick some kermits as an experiment.

later.
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Nigel's brother,

Morris dancing 21/11/2008 18:37:40
Kris Commons, born Mansfield, ENGLAND!
GSTQ!
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invictager,

Kent 21/11/2008 19:00:43
#398
Terry Butcher born Singapore
Muke Catt born South Africa
Kevin Pietersen born South Africa

All captained England at their sport.

What is your point?
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