Chuck Ziegler III Jnr on the week in golfHEY Man!! I see that Donnie 'The Tower' Trump is doing his bit for the Aberdeenshire coast over there in sunny Scatchland. I told the old fella that his new design would go down a doggon
e treat with the locals. And, sure enough, sirree, they have even opened up a legal inquiry into how good it's gonna be!
It seems to good ol' Chuck that RSPB views this new US-designed course as a potential hazard – surely the whole point of courses is hitting a birdie, preferably an eagle? Hey, if it's a hazard, will it mean a dropped shot? The boy Trump glowered at me when I raised this point in the courthouse. I simply responded: "Keep your hair on, big guy!" He didn't like that though. Strange.
TOP 5
Family affairs – five great sporting siblingsRio and Anton Ferdinand
Manchester United defender Rio regularly faces his brother's West Ham side in the Premier League.
Maud and Lillian Watson
The only other sisters to play each other in a major tennis final when they met in the very first Wimbledon championship in 1884.
The Atherton siblings
Brothers Dan and Gee and their sister, Rachel, are all making waves in the mountain biking world.
Gavin and Scott Hastings
The Edinburgh-born brothers were regular selections for the Scotland rugby team.
Ralf and Michael Schumacher
Ralf lived in his older brother's shadow on the F1 circuit.
SET YOUR WATCH
British Grand Prix (ITV1, 12pm, tomorrow)THE camera homes in on a Silverstone RIP banner before cutting away to a smug-looking Bernie Ecclestone.
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THE VIP area parts like the Red Sea as Max Mosley arrives.
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STEVE Rider asks the watching nation if the stage is set for Lewis Hamilton to win his first home GP.
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HAMILTON is relegated to the back of the grid for stalling his McLaren on the parade lap.
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The race underway, Hamilton storms through the field but in his eagerness to overtake race leader Felipe Massa, he clips the Ferrari and both spear off into the gravel.
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