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Published Date: 24 July 2008
Idowu hoping to paint town red
WHEN we think of sporting redheads, the likes of Paul Scholes, Gordon Strachan and Alex McLeish spring to mind.

Of course, strictly speaking they are ginger, whereas Phillips Idowu, the British triple jumper, has dyed his hair red and intends to
keep it that way until at least the Beijing Olympics in an attempt to bring good fortune his way.

"In China, red is a lucky colour," said the 29-year-old world indoor champion. "I didn't realise that – my hair was red all through the season but someone told me that and Beijing was coming up and I thought let me keep it that way."

China has long seen red as a lucky colour that wards off evil spirits – hence the red walls of the Forbidden City, gifts of cash in red envelopes and red paper cut-outs in Chinese homes.

Idowu, known for sporting an array of hair colours and facial piercings, will be competing at his third Olympics next month having failed to win a medal in Sydney and Athens. Idowu's hair was dyed red for the latter Games – it should really have been blue, seen as a lucky colour in Greece.

Airport chaos awaits in Brazil

BRAZIL are world-renowned for their fluency on the football pitch, and they even took that into the airport departure lounge for a famous TV advert before the 1998 World Cup. But don't expect such happy-go-lucky findings when they host the 2014 World Cup.

Adalberto Febeliano, executive vice president of the Brazil Association of General Aviation, has warned the country lacks the airport infrastructure needed to accommodate up to half a million tourists during the competition.

Ladies Night perk for Reid

HAMILTON Accies will parade the First Division trophy at Hamilton Park Racecourse during Ladies Night on Saturday 2 August, just nine days before they make their debut in the Scottish Premier League.

Billy Reid might also enjoy one of the perks of the night – the Hamilton manager will team up with Clyde 1's Suzie McGuire and No 1 Magazine's Nadine Hawkins in judging the Best Dressed Lady.

The first-team squad will also be in attendance, and will probably have their own views on Best Dressed Lady...

TALES FROM THE TABS

BASA MAKES HIS MARKO


CELTIC are looking to switch their attention to Serbian defender Marko Basa if their move for Romania international Gabriel Tamas stalls, according to The Sun. And, while the Parkhead club consider their defensive options, Norwich City are preparing to offer John Kennedy a loan period at Carrow Road – despite a similar offer from Motherwell recently.

On the other side of the Old Firm divide, Rangers have been warned they will have to offer big money to prise Glenn Loovens away from FA Cup finalists Cardiff City, says the Daily Mail. After losing patience in Danny Shittu, Walter Smith is hoping to land Loovens from the Welsh club. "If Walter wants him, make a bid but . . . he won't come cheap," said City manager Dave Jones.

The will-he, won't-he-leave affair between James McFadden and Birmingham City continues apace down south with Alex McLeish adamant the Scotland international is staying at St Andrews where he is set to be joined by Stephen Pearson.



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  • Last Updated: 23 July 2008 11:00 PM
  • Source: The Scotsman
  • Location: Edinburgh
 
1

Survivor Of Riots,

24/07/2008 00:27:17
Captain Fantastic of The ReaRangers is a lucky fella.

In an environment where the brilliant Gordon Strachan is subject to the usual (sledge hammer) subtle anti Mighty Celtic approach of the lap top loyal, he has stood up and been ruthless in his approach.

He has chosen to leave players out of his team who he has signed, exposing himself to the lackies who chose to use this against him. He is absolutely single minded in his approach. The true greats have always been so. WGS is a 3 in a row Mighty Celtic Manager.

Despite fellas like Gravesen, Jarosik and Riordan carving good careers for themselves prior to signing for WGS, he has been the guy who pulled the plug on them when they failed to deliver under his management. Thats all that counts for the wee man. If you can't do it now, get the hell out of my team! Kenny Misser is another example.

It has fostered an environment where the players hang on his every word..."you're tired when I say you're tired" "I'll tell you if you're a player or not...no one else will". His huddle with the team at Tannadice will live long in the memory as a triumphant general addressing his troops

Compare this with Walter (no surname and in whom we trust).

A Captain who continues to underdeliver, a team of players who do not prepare themselves as professionals should, a group of players who hang onto his mantra "its OK to fail cos you're tired".

For all those who would suggest WGS has players in the stands taking money from Mighty Celtic, consider this....if he had guys like Captain Glaiket, Kirk Bentfoot and Cooserse...would they be anywhere near his team on the evidence of their performance.

Not a chance!!

One day, people will realise there has been a method to his 3 in a row success (it will be a lot more) and understand the reason why ReaRangers failed so miserably!
2

Survivor Of Riots,

24/07/2008 00:45:58
walter (no surname and in whom we trust) has lost his last 2 full league challenges. in between those challenges, he has walked out on his country in the middle of a qualifying campaign.

The brilliant Gordon Strachan is respected as being a Scottish international of genuine quality, a patriot (the sfa snubbed him for "walter", who in turn snubbed them) and an exceptional manager who has delivered a 100% league success record. Where would his embarassment lie?

surely not as big a "walters"
3

jerrymanders,

24/07/2008 00:56:47
#2

Puntit

Brown started 42 games last season, only three of your "tired" players passed that mark (Capt. Marvel, Ugly Betty and McShagger).
4

Survivor Of Riots,

24/07/2008 00:58:21
these things take time

bring a flask
5

jerrymanders,

24/07/2008 01:02:13
Correction at #5, Scott Brown started 45 games.
6

jerrymanders,

24/07/2008 01:24:19
#9

45 starts and no substitute appearances. Next question.
7

jerrymanders,

24/07/2008 01:32:00
#11

No need to apologise.

Celtic FC Official website.
8

jerrymanders,

24/07/2008 01:59:40
#15

Celtic played more than 50 games in total, or do you mean SB?
9

jerrymanders,

24/07/2008 02:12:02
#17

4 domestic cup games? Did we not replay against Aberdeen in the fifth round? What about the other Cup?SB only missed the last three league games because of the tremendous form of Robson and Hartley. I make it 58 games approx. 45 out of 58 is about right methinks.
10

jerrymanders,

24/07/2008 02:32:35
#19

The fact is that very few of your squad over played. Only Ugly Betty and Capt. Unbookable come into that category. JCD only finished one match all season! The rest, er, had a rest.
11

jerrymanders,

24/07/2008 02:43:06
#21

That is why you have a squad. Only two outfield players started more than sixty games. Papac was next on 43. Also, that is why you don't sell your best asset half way through a season.
12

jerrymanders,

24/07/2008 02:52:37
#23

Yeh, you weren't good enough. Still, there's always this season coming.
13

jerrymanders,

24/07/2008 03:07:10
#25

Ragers FC were certainly not the better team, ask most of Europe and, more especially Dundee United. Same old. 2002/03? Bet you thought the same!
14

jerrymanders,

24/07/2008 03:16:47
#27

Hope you have another "great" season this year.
15

jerrymanders,

24/07/2008 03:23:54
#30

Or accept the facts.
16

jerrymanders,

24/07/2008 03:27:52
#31

Celtic always have a bad pre-season, you should know that by now! You've been predicting a League win for three seasons now and still you get it wrong! Going by your assumptions though your lot ain't going to do too well either!
17

jerrymanders,

24/07/2008 03:29:31
#34

Barry oot for longer. Oh dear. Bigfoot?
18

jerrymanders,

24/07/2008 03:40:17
#38

"I can see velicka suprising a few people aswell"

He'll certainly surprise most of us.
19

jerrymanders,

24/07/2008 03:41:26
#39

That was in an attacking team, not 4-5-1.
20

Daillyman,

24/07/2008 03:42:22
36 thepundit

I would love to see the Gers win the SPL this season but must admit I am not to impressed with what has gone on so far be it the pre season results or in the transfer market.

Even before the injury to BF we should have been looking at some midfield options in new signings.

If as most of the top "pundits " say the game is won and lost in the middle of the park, we look on paper very suspect. We need someone to play on the right side of midfield and someone in the middle who can spread the ball about, and pick out strikers running into space. Rants over.
21

Daillyman,

24/07/2008 03:56:54
43

I think Velicka could prove to be the best of the signings up front but all strikes need decent service on the deck not just the boot from the halfway line.

My worry is the qualifiers, and the form shown so far, and I realise pre season is for working on fitness, but we are struggling to find any cohesion on the park.

Wednesday the 30th. is not that far away.
22

Daillyman,

24/07/2008 04:08:02
Nasty, well I'm off.
23

wibblemonkey,

24/07/2008 07:33:49
ffs the usua gers suspects making the same comments

gers fans complaining that Celtic have been bad in their pre season games - if Celtic have been bad the The Gers have been rank - struggling to beat German 4rth Div teams , Clyde and getting Humped 1-0 By Shalke

Fans Turning against wgs - as apposed to gers fans booing every time Kenny's name is mentioned on a tannoy or touches the ball

4 in a row is assured this year

ps re the comment about the gers being the best team last year

aye in the same way Middelsbrought were the best team in the prem when they got to the u.e.f.a final

pmsl
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Star o' Rabbie Burns,

New Cumnock, CUMNOCK 24/07/2008 08:35:47
Interesting wee piece on the Wales Online website this morning. In an interview Ross McCormack, now with Cardiff admits to being a Celtic supporter; could that be why he was pumped by Rangers?

Also, I thought Stephen Pearson had failed a Birmingham City medical.

Finally, Brown McMaster quits the Thistle board, then joins the Stenny one so he can stay on as SFL president, great how all the Hampden blazers have such deep loyalty - to themselves and keeping their noses in the trough.

Discuss...
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24/07/2008 10:31:41
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paulmac,

surrey 24/07/2008 11:09:06
34

3-4 weeks....

Mizuno is a reserve player...

Free kicks...Robson...Hartley...McGeady...

Neither can we!
27

Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 11:12:37
#50 idee

I normally dont reply to your inane ramblings but i have to answer a couple of your points.

1) Rangers WILL spend more money to strenghthen the midfield. How much depends on CL qualification.

2)Go ask any Hearts fan and they will tell you they were gutted when Romanov sold thier top scorer.

3) Lafferty played yesterday and at 3 years younger than Samamras has a similar amount of international caps and more goals.
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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 11:16:35
#50 Idee

According to the Evening times Rangers are back in for Davis after Fulham dropped thier price. Expect him to sign before tonights CL deadline.
We are also working to bring Pedro Mendes in today. IF we complete thoses two signings i will be much happier.
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paulmac,

surrey 24/07/2008 11:18:42
I saw 10 minutes of the Clyde v Rangers game last night....

Dear..oh Dear..oh Dear....

Next up for Rearrangers.....Raith Rovers?

Is the quality of opponent by choice or by restriction?
30

paulmac,

surrey 24/07/2008 11:21:17
52....JJ

Ermmm....did they play Laffatme under a different name?

Cos his name doesn't appear on the list of players who played in the match report?
31

Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 11:26:53
#55 paulmac

He played 30 minutes in a closed doors v Morton earlier in the day.
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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 11:28:52
#54 paulmac

I watched 90mins of Celtc v Middlesborough....dear oh dear!

Pre-season friendlies are not games in which to judge teams. But then you know that..........
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paulmac,

surrey 24/07/2008 11:29:48
JJ

Players coming in will be dependant on who leaves first...

When a players wages are dropped to allow for a higher transfer fee.....it leads one to believe certain players and their wages need to be punted first....before Wattie can afford to buy....

Otherwise Wattie could be stuck with a hefty wage bill...

He can't buy on the possibility of selling players.....
34

Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 11:33:23
#59 paulmac

Agreed.

I could be wrong but i expect Davis to sign before the transfer deadline tonight.
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paulmac,

surrey 24/07/2008 11:35:35
57

Correct....and the Middlesborough game was utterly dire....the only positives were the standard of opposition and the youth players we gave a run out to....

But to be fair JJ....Clyde actually looked better in the 10 minutes I saw....their movement and passing was surprisingly better.....albeit it was 10 minutes I saw...
36

paulmac,

surrey 24/07/2008 11:37:37
I'm hoping the Cardiff game tonight will provide a better level of footie!
37

paulmac,

surrey 24/07/2008 11:40:52
Is John Brown the manager at Clyde?
38

Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 11:41:09
#60 paulmac

I have been quite negative about the Gers preparations so far but its a beautifull day, nearly the weekend, and im off to the Dam in a couple of weeks so im in a more positve frame of mind.

For all the criticism we are 2 midfielders from having a team capable of winning the league next season.

I expect us now to sign Davis and i think Mendes could be a usefull signing although i fear his wages will be stumbling block.

What about you? Are you happy so far?
39

Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 11:41:46
#61 paulmac

Is it on Setanta?
40

Mr Hefner,

London 24/07/2008 11:48:26
Ah, preseason, a time when Celtic play decent teams and Rangers play ......well, rubbish teams and neither look too convincing with plenty questions asked of them.

Cant wait for the season-proper to begin. I'm quite happy that Nakamura is injured. He looked jaded last season after almost three years of football without a proper break until he came back from injury. This preseason he has been away with Japan, getting injured and doing pretty much the same. The break will do him good and it will allow some of the others to have a go. Pity for Mizuno, he's injured also, but McCourt will now have his chance to stake his claim for a first team jersey. Exciting times.

Anyone know of the Tamas deal? I read in the daily tiloet paper that the Tamas deal was dead. be a shame if it was, however, this crowd of ne'erdowell poodles don't know much more than i do about Celtics transfer activities and thats something to be happy about.

41

Survivor Of Riots,

24/07/2008 12:10:01
ReaRangers fans are talking up their pre-season with a series of "if we sign him, and then get him" discussions with the outcome being that they may have a glimmer of hope for the season ahead.

Unfortunatey, the turd in that particular creme brule is that none of the "if we sign him and get him" players have actually signed, and being honest, are likely to sign.

Its the KAK partnership up front next season guts. Quad Erat Demonstrandum as they say in Latinland.

Thats yer whak....the futures KAK
42

celtc r atrocious,

sydney 24/07/2008 12:22:27
# 61 paulpac
only if it's rugby
which , if celtc are playin it's likely to be
43

paulmac,

surrey 24/07/2008 12:31:51
63....JJ

I'm neither happy or unhappy at present....

I've always believed the only teams that need major reshuffling are those who have battled relegation or appear to be heading that way....

The rest need minor changes to stand still or improve on the previous season....

Celtic at this point only need 1 maybe 2 additions...

Who a club buys is more than just going out and spending cash.....

Firstly there has to be good players available in the positions you need to improve!....if there is no one available....then there is no point in buying just for the sake of it....

The player has to be at a reasonable price....no point in paying over the odds.....

If the club make every effort to find and acquire but are unable to for reasons outwith their control.....then that's as much as you can ask....

Regards the players we have acquired so far....it doesn't amount to a great deal at this point.....

We have more time to play with....and one would hope we sign at least a left back in the coming weeks....
44

paulmac,

surrey 24/07/2008 12:32:27
64

Aye....Setanta 1.
45

paulmac,

surrey 24/07/2008 12:36:31
67

Rugby you say......

I think you'll find Minty is the Rugby man!
46

Mr Hefner,

London 24/07/2008 12:54:54
Paul,

I'd be content, but not ecstatic if we only signed a decent left-back.

I'd be happy if we signed Tamas.

I'd be very happy if we signed both of these, kept hold of Saint Artur The Defiant and sold on the dead wood aka Gravestone, Disco Derek and possibly Donati!

47

Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 12:58:15
#66 SOR

Il admit your posts are sometimes slightly amusing. After this pointless effort you need to have a word with yourself!

The Celtic team that was so poor for large parts of the season have so far added (drum roll)........a player who couldnt make it at Rochdale,who cant get a game for Norn Ireland and who wasnt even the best player in the Irish League!!

Its all speculation the now mate. From BOTH teams.
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Survivor Of Riots,

24/07/2008 14:00:52
JJ - "slightly" amusing, how very dare you.

A bit like saying Kenny Misser has a "slight" issue with goalscoring or John Clod Archibald has a "slight" problem with the size of his chorus and verse (it has its own gravitational pull within 3 feet)

Its not speculation to state that the Might Celtic will horse ReaRangers good and proper this season.

Its a scientific fact with a basis in properly conducted experiments and collation of data. Every test points to total Mighty Celtic domination for a very long time.

For the pedants on these threads (aye you pundit), I can provide links.

for the rest of you, it'll be the square as thats all there is.

noo get back tae yer work!!



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24/07/2008 14:15:27
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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 14:17:26
#74 SOR

LoL! "Slightly" better mate!


I am at work. My job is to analyse all relevant data to see who will be become champions.

I concur that if you take Kyle Lafferty,divide him by Kenny Miller,multiply him by Andreas Velicka add in the secret ingredient of a new midfielder, shake the whole lot and multiply it by 51 then the irrefutable proof points to Rangers as next Champions.

There! Argument over! ;)


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24/07/2008 14:17:38
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Mr Hefner,

24/07/2008 14:19:58
74 - Shalke are rubbish and Liverpool haven't beat
Rangers yet, they will beat them next week some time. So, yes, Rangers have only played rubbish teams and those teams - even Clyde - asked serious questions of the Rearangers best 11.

Sad but true.

Isn't it?
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24/07/2008 14:20:18
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Survivor Of Riots,

24/07/2008 14:21:07
77 - magic, Ninny Narrow Of Ra Peepul is on the thread.

Good afternoon Ninny, still talking pash I see!
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24/07/2008 14:22:34
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24/07/2008 14:23:15
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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 14:35:09
#77 Hugh

C'mon now mate, Schalke are a far better team to anything you lot have played so far.

In any case, anyone who knows anything about football will tell you that,point scoring aside,debating preseason results is a pointless exercise.

Now, c'mon the Cardiff the night and gub that sorry lot........
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paulmac,

surrey 24/07/2008 14:37:49
76

You were outplayed by.....wait for it....CLYDE!

Who had in their ranks.....3 pensioners...a trailist...and a German 3rd division trialist...

You better hope Raith Rovers don't roll out the first squad!
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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 14:42:24
#84 paulmac

Outplayed?

The game that i saw and newspaper reports afterwards had a different take on things mate.

In which the Clyde keepers made 6 or 7 outstanding saves between them.
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Mr Hefner,

24/07/2008 14:45:42
Shalke might be, but Shalke third team are rubbish.

Lets face it, Clyde reserves plus Brian Laudrup who is now 50, outplayed the Ibrox first 11.

Depressing.

Isn't it?
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Mr Hefner,

24/07/2008 14:47:07
82 - But no actual denial of the allegation then Ninny?
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 14:50:10
84 paulmac

RFC outplayed by Clyde, I think you may be stretching things Paul, yes we only scored the one but it could have been 5.

As previously stated these are preseason matches with the purpose of increasing players fitness.

I suppose you could look at the 1-0 win as poor in a friendly, but it still looks better than being knocked out of the Scottish Cup by that same Clyde team.
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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 14:51:36
#86 Hugh

Actually it was a great chance to pay homage to three Ibrox greats.

Laudrup looked like he still play at a reasonable level.
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 14:51:40
Reports claiming the tic have walked away from the Tamas negotiations due to his wage demands.
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24/07/2008 14:52:13
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old firm,

24/07/2008 15:00:27
90

Yeah some of us read the morning papers in the ...err...morning. Others spend their nights on this board as part of the Harpo, Chico and Groucho comedy team and dont get out of their scratcher until the afternoon. (oh and...lol, tee hee, lol, lol) I note you and hundit like to lol a lot, lol, so you should appreciate me making an effort to communicate in Daillyman hundit speak. lol.
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24/07/2008 15:01:50
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Swordsman,

Dublin 24/07/2008 15:02:32
Afternoon lads...
Ninenro..that was a typo...you are going for Eva Mendes..Not enough big diddies in the midfield apparently...
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24/07/2008 15:05:32
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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 15:06:01
#92 ninero

Would be a good signing if it happens. I fear his wages may be too much though.

I reckon we might well sign either him or Davis before midnight the night.

Tell you something though, if we dont add to the midfield and the unthinkable happens (losing to Kaunas) Smith is in trouble. Ok you cant legislate for losing Barry but to be so short in midfield isnt good TBH.
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24/07/2008 15:07:21
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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 15:07:27
#95 Swordsman

Boom,boom.

Admit it, youv been planning that entrance since this morning!!
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Swordsman,

Dublin 24/07/2008 15:07:39
OF, Ever heard of time zones...wouldnt it be a bit mad if,irrespective of where we lived,we all got out of bed at the same time...?We would NEVER get into the bathroom if that were the case!!
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Swordsman,

Dublin 24/07/2008 15:09:00
JJ been in Dub for a wee lunch with the missus and had Tapas so was thinking along the hispanic line on the way home ...Caramba!
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Swordsman,

Dublin 24/07/2008 15:10:18
Ninenro...Take them,I BEG OF YOU!
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 15:10:32
93

Hey wonder boy it is the morning here. Try to figure out the 5 hour time difference. I hope its not to complicated for you.

It is good to be able to go on the threads at any time because of a terrific golden handshake package, but you get that from having worked, I guess you're excuse for always being on during the day is lack of a job or even ever having one. Have a nice day, Mr. Clone.
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paulmac,

surrey 24/07/2008 15:13:34
94

Caddis....roasting....mmmmm....what you would like to have seen and what actually took place appear to be your problem.....

Now....we are led to understand that...Kirkie (the galloping camel) Broadfoot has purchased that old 90's game Twister to provide an insight to the Ibrox medical team of how he is likely to end up after 90 minutes of facing McGeady....
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Swordsman,

Dublin 24/07/2008 15:17:25
Dman...As a "man of leisure" for 5 days of the week myself,I detect a tinge of jealousy from some of our wage slave chums...I love sitting up til all hours watching endless re runs of "Open All Hours", going to bed when everyone else is getting up (all around the world,if OF had his way),having a late brunch then idleing away the afternoon with a small libation and a wee bit of banter on the forum...Maybe when you've put in the years at work,you might get to enjoy the good life too,I hope so..I LOVE it!
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 15:20:22
106 Swordsman

And the best part is seeing the wife off to work each morning and having a bit of peace and quiet, OF being the exception.
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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 15:21:35
#104 Ninero

Of course we "should" beat them. Surely tho as a Rangers fan i dont have to tell you that shocks happen?

The shocks are far less likely to happen if you have adequete cover in all positions. If we dont make any signings before midnight we are woefully short in the midfield. I dont the media to tell me that mate.

On the plus side i reckon we are a couple of decent midfielders away from having a decent side.



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paulmac,

surrey 24/07/2008 15:22:26
Do you reckon that's where Minty has been getting some of recent contract ideas......from Arkright....in Open all hours?
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paulmac,

surrey 24/07/2008 15:23:57
Minty and dodgy cash register......they were made for each other!
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Swordsman,

Dublin 24/07/2008 15:24:01
News now report that Southgate will allow Johnston to goon loan at Ibrox...
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Swordsman,

Dublin 24/07/2008 15:24:51
Big Diddies in the midfield...Nurse Gladys anyone?
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 15:25:30
JJ

WS will hopefully address the shortage of a bit of quality in midfield, until he does it will be 4-5-1 in Europe, which brought us a great run in Europe last season. 9IAR is right we should have enough at the moment to see off the Hearts 2nd 11.
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 15:27:07
112 Swordsman

ffs. try getting up earlier thats old news,
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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 15:28:48
#106 Swordsman

Keep talking like that and me and you are going to fall out mate.......;)
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Swordsman,

Dublin 24/07/2008 15:29:30
Paul thought MacGregor would fit in with the Arkwright analogy..."Up all Hoors"?
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Swordsman,

Dublin 24/07/2008 15:31:48
Dman..was in town so have been away from every news source til now..Is Glenn Millar still missing?

JJ..apologies for suggesting that you work for a living....;@)
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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 15:31:56
#114 Dman

Bit short of midfielders for 4-5-1 mate.
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 15:33:09
120 swordsman

excuses, excuses.
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Swordsman,

Dublin 24/07/2008 15:33:54
Dman..Pot Kettle Black..
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 15:34:04
I see the entire night shift has clocked in, where are you OF?
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Swordsman,

Dublin 24/07/2008 15:38:32
Ireland in SHOCK......

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fAYOVbyyPeA
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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 15:42:43
#128-130 Dman

Lost you mate. I take it this is an "in" joke?
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Swordsman,

Dublin 24/07/2008 15:43:27
Dman would Kennedy and The Grassy Knoll be the same person?
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Swordsman,

Dublin 24/07/2008 15:44:09
just a shot in the dark,you understand............
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paulmac,

surrey 24/07/2008 15:45:07
116

Hing on a weee second.....first you tell us you went to watch Livi v Celtic the other day.....now yer tellin us you've been watchin the Celtic v Middlesborough match.....

It won't be long before yer in and out of the Celtic shop buying presents fur the family.....

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paulmac,

surrey 24/07/2008 15:48:24
Does any body know if Christian Dailly will be wearing a better perm next season?
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 15:49:28
121 JJ

MacGregor

Whittaker, Cuellar, Weir, Papac

McCulloch, Thomson, Hendami, Adams

Boyd, Miller

To start.
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Swordsman,

Dublin 24/07/2008 15:50:04
Paul,I believe that Leo Sayer has been spied in Glasgow..
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 15:57:17
131 JJ

I see our childish cloner is getting off by posting using Daillyman.

Small things amuses a small mind I suppose.
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Mr Hefner,

24/07/2008 16:10:00
141 - Its from watching the gers a few times that I can conclude that you're anything but 'pretty good' and your true rivals in the entertainment stakes is Paint Drying on the DIY channel.
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Mr Hefner,

24/07/2008 16:12:58
McGregor

Clubbedfoot, Weir, Cellar-Boy, Papac

Whittaker, Hemdani, Daily, Thomson, Mccullogh

Kenny Miller


yes, guys, this is what you will be watching next season and its not going to be much more interesting than last.

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Swordsman,

Dublin 24/07/2008 16:16:33
To stop the cloning,as opposed to the clowning around..password for me will be.....

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!
But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
They broke the chalice from the palace?
And replaced it with a flagon.

And the reply must be...

A flagon...?

With the figure of a dragon.

Flagon with a dragon.

But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?

No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Just remember that.


If you pass this test you will know its the real me as opposed to my Schizoid other half...
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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 16:17:36
#143 Hugh

Yip, we've just spent over 4m on Lafferty and Velicka but of course we'll never play them.
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 16:17:54
142 Hef.

In all honesty both sides played like paint drying for long spells last season. Should WS bring in a couple midfield players, to go with the other additions to the squad this off season, and not having to play 68 matches again, the three points gap in the league at the end of last season should be closed and easily overtaken.
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Mr Hefner,

24/07/2008 16:20:21
......................Saint Artur

Hinkel.....McManus..............Caldwell.......Naylor



..........Brown......Hartley......Robson


..McGeady McCourt
....................Samaras


Funny, but even with just signing one guy from the LOI and losing some players through injury. The Celtic version of 4-3-3 looks far superior than the Rearangers version. I only hope - for the sake of competition - that Celtic don't sign anyone else. Otherwise it wont be worth getting the Setanta package. Too boring.
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paulmac,

surrey 24/07/2008 16:21:01
144

Your lathered excitement has got you responding to yerself again!
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 16:23:40
150 9IAR

"You are them" got 3 red cards.
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paulmac,

surrey 24/07/2008 16:23:45
143

If I'm not mistaken Hugh....you've just listed the Clampits...
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Mr Hefner,

24/07/2008 16:26:30
146 - You spent 2 million on Steven Naismith and didnt play him. Prefering wingers that were more adept at making defensive headers - McCullogh?

147 - This is a windup, btw. See below.

148 - Whittaker will play wherever Waldo tells him and he wont be listening to you. Whittaker played at right-back alongside the other right back Clubbedfoot for most of the second half of last season. The ultra defensive nature of the coach allows for two players to play in each of the defensive positions.

So, although your an uber-plonker who knows SFA about football, you have inadvertently typed something that sort of looks like it might jst be correct.

However, luck is no substitute for brains!

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paulmac,

surrey 24/07/2008 16:29:53
149

He already does......but you wouldn't know this....

St Artur of Poland....now there is a great crosser!
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Mr Hefner,

24/07/2008 16:31:03
157 - I note that people rarely clone you. The purpose of cloning is to make a poster appear foolish. Suppose the motive is missing in your case.
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 16:31:34
154 paulmac

Last week when it was announced that BF had to under go an operation, the threads were littered with comments about his condition and that the surgery should have taken place earlier.

This week we here Naka knew he had a groin problem towards the end of last season, played through it then aggravated it more playing in WC qualifiers.

Now he needs surgery, how do you feel about him being lost to the tic, for a period of time and did he let the people at the club know he was carrying an injury yet played in those qualifiers?
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paulmac,

surrey 24/07/2008 16:34:20
146

You've got the best goal scorer in the SPL according to Rearrangers fans in the pear shape of Boydie.....the fastest man over 2 yards and Wattie has him squaring his erchie on a bench?
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 16:35:03
157 9IAR

I was responding to you're post @150. My cloner was removed, he got 3 red cards.@ 128, 129 , 130.
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Mr Hefner,

24/07/2008 16:36:04
161 - Plonker, he didn't and thats a fact.

162 - You have never been cloned. As Radiohead sang:

"you do it yourself, you do ...and thats what really hurts"
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Survivor Of Riots,

24/07/2008 16:37:28
On the subject of taking the time to watch the "other" team play.

Last Saturday, I watched the 1st half of the ReaRangers/Schalke game. The doorbell went and 2 Jahovahs Witnesses called to talk to me about god and the bible.

I pleaded with them to stay.
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Mr Hefner,

24/07/2008 16:39:42
168 - Last Saturday, I too watched the first half of the Shalke/Rearangers game. I got so bored, I picked up the Gideons, put on my best 'tin-flute' and went out pretending to be a Jehovahs witness.

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Mr Hefner,

24/07/2008 16:41:36
170 - Rubbish.

Prove it?
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Survivor Of Riots,

24/07/2008 16:41:53
Theres loads of wee "survivor" clones out there.

All done up in their wee camouflaged breeks, painted faces and machine guns at the ready.

We're taking the war against Raging Ranger Syndrome to the next generation. We've declared a jihad!

Of course, when challenged by paternity suits in court, the Riot Survivor denies all knowledge!

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paulmac,

surrey 24/07/2008 16:42:38
Brian there is no point dwelling on injuries......

Last season at one point we had 5 injured centre halfs....yet we still beat the likes of AC Milan at home in the CL...

The season before we had no full backs due to freak injuries all at the same time....yet we won the league away to Killie with 4 centre halfs playing across the back...

Sure we can point to injuries as a comfort....to reason out bad results.....but the bottom line is....you've just got to get on with it....regardless!

Losing Bazza should make very little difference to your team.....the only thing I can see that might have an impact is the forward runs Bazza makes....but to be honest....if you can't get Thompson to do that....then the games a bogey!
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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 16:43:42
#168 SOR

Did Jehova nice time? ;)

Yep, the devastating performance must have put the fear of god in you.

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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 16:45:21
#169 Hugh

What do you plan to do for entertainment the night then?
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 16:45:29
167 9IAR

You're post @ 159 said

That's more like it Daillyman. Tell it like it is unless you are one of them!

My reply to you @ 153

'you are one of them" got 3 red cards.

The clone was removed who was using my name.

If he reappears I will be the first to let the mod. know.
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Survivor Of Riots,

24/07/2008 16:47:53
JJ - funnily enough, I often begin my conversation with the Jehova's witnesses with:

"Listen tae this Black Sabbath song backwards...dae ye hear the bit aboot the devil?? its magic intit??"
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 16:48:32
177 9IAR

Whittaker did play a lot of matches when in the first 11 last season.
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Mr Hefner,

24/07/2008 16:49:28
177 - Prove it? The american phrase 'Douche-bag'was adpoted as an insult just to cater for guys like you.

You cant come on here and make ridiculous claims, provie no eveidence and not expect to get laughed out of town!
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 16:49:58
180

should have said, Whittaker played a lot of matches in midfield when in the first 11.

My mistake.
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Mr Hefner,

24/07/2008 16:50:52
175 - Nothing at all. Just opened a shop with the Mrs, so when I finish work, I head straight there until its bringing in enough money to hire staff.

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Mr Hefner,

24/07/2008 16:54:18
184 - I know, and I have really no idea if Whittaker played left back or left midfield.....i just feel like giving ninny some stick. The irritating wee pleb that he is!
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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 16:55:20
#185 Hugh

I feel you mate. I would rather work than watch Celtc play too.

What kind of shop out of interest mate?
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 16:57:50
181 and 183

The clone returns. Sorry the clown returns.
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Mr Hefner,

24/07/2008 16:58:56
Principally its a Solarium, but other beauty treatments like nails, pedicures, eyebrow type thingies...are offered.

Plus point, is every fit Eastern European bird in the area is now on nodding terms with yours truly.

Negative points - im shattered, seven days a week is no use to man nor beast.
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Mr Hefner,

24/07/2008 17:00:39
188 - Your problem, not mine.

Prove it or admit you're the clown of the forum.

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Survivor Of Riots,

24/07/2008 17:02:22
Sh1ttaker has all the makings of a "utility" player.

With him being a jack of all trades and Kenny Missers "work rate" they'll be laying peoples drives and building decking soon.

I think they've put in the tender to build the moonbeam dome. Its came down in price from the £700m initially quoted to £38.23. It will probably be a complete eyesore, but they'll work their wee bobby socks off.

Ah bless 'em!
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Mr Hefner,

24/07/2008 17:03:07
190 - I know Stevie 'Whitty' Whittaker personally. He used t go out with my gay cousin from edinburgh. I just phoned him - hes in a bar called Bennets at the moment - and he said that hes never played left-midfield in his life. Plus, he said you're a Douche-bag and if you really had a season ticket then you';d know this.
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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 17:05:36
#191 Hugh

Nice one mate. Good earner?

Next time your at Parkhead you could make a killing. Lay on buses for the facially challenged woman folk from the East End..
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Survivor Of Riots,

24/07/2008 17:06:30
Shug, asking Ninny to admit he is the forum clown is a bit like asking the Riot Survivor to prove he is the most handsome, debonair and interesting guy on the threads.

Some things just are and need no proof.
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 17:07:59
195 JJ

And the Douche-bags would fly out the door.
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Mr Hefner,

24/07/2008 17:09:14
195 - Its got potential, the sunbeds - actually, 2 stand up towers - are busy, going like a train from 5 - 8 every night.

I see your point with the women folk of Glasgow. My bro started working near Drumchapel again, he reckons that the BOBFOC ratio in Glasgow is second to none. Heavy drinking and smoking since 8, tends to rob a woman of her beauty all too quickly.
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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 17:09:23
#193 SOR

Whittaker will be a good signing.

He was one of the few players last season to actually put his foot on the ball and play football. Ok, it didnt always come off but i think after a settling in season and nailing down one position he can do well.

Scored a few great goals too.
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Survivor Of Riots,

24/07/2008 17:10:22
198 - big Hartsons goal at Anfield in the Mighty Celtics march to Seville was a better goal.

Neat build and then BLOOTER - top corner. Pick it out!!
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Survivor Of Riots,

24/07/2008 17:11:34
199 - thats as maybe...but your guaranteed yer nat king with one of these burds
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 17:14:59
199 Hef

A mates wife along with a business partner opened a full service spa about 5 years ago.

Going great guns tons of cash rolling in, and the ROI. was about 36 months.

She has just bought a new villa in St. Lucia. Best of luck with the investment.
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Survivor Of Riots,

24/07/2008 17:15:53
203 - OK so what about NAKAS CRACKA.

Caldwell to Nakamuru in the middle of the park. Great first touch and then BLOOTER - pick it out!
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Mr Hefner,

London 24/07/2008 17:16:10
Riot survivor, as you say, somethings are in no need of proving - like Ninny being the forum clown - however, just this once, Im going to prove it beyond a shadow of a doubt.

All on the forum take note!

Ninny - you have confirmed that you have read my posts 156 and 186. Yet your post 198 proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are still argueing against me even though I have made it pretty obvious to everyone - even you - that I dont know or care if Whitty played left-midfield. I did not wink at them all when you weren't looking, I didnt text them in preperation of a 'great wind up on ninny'. No, I typed it and you read it. Yet you are still trying to argue with me.

The sad thing is, this will go right over you're head and you just wont get it. You will still be asking me to 'prove it'.

And you're calling me a mug?

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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 17:16:25
#201 SOR

Good goal.

What about the pie man's against Stuttgart in our CL opener?

The "white cafu" skins 1...2...3 players before laying it off for Adam to curl one in.

Thats what frustrates me about Charlie. Great touch and a left peg capable of doing what many others cant. Just a shame he cant run the length of himself.
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Survivor Of Riots,

24/07/2008 17:17:15
I see Max Mosely win his court case.

About 60k for taking part in an orgy.

Jammy Barsteward!
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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 17:18:31
#199 Hugh

Good luck with that mate.

One question though. Who does the "extras"? You or Mrs Hefner? ;)
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 17:18:59
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Survior of Riots master paln for you're nat king,, go ugly early in the night, you're on a promise.

Email wee Aiden.
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Mr Hefner,

24/07/2008 17:19:59
Daillyman, thanks for the wishes. I hope to make a ROI before 36 months as Im sure I invested a bit less. Full Spa obviously is a step up from my small place, but theres a market for taking care of yourself these days. If I had more space, Id be looking to provide the whole lot. Id also hope to extract my big, scottish face from the salon as Im sure I dont quite fit the image. But soon enough!
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Survivor Of Riots,

24/07/2008 17:20:22
JJ - I think Charlie could (just about) run the length of himself. If you go by circumference, even Paula Radcliffe would struggle to do that in less than 2hrs
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Mr Hefner,

24/07/2008 17:21:11
209 - Of course its me!

Its extra for Hugh to join them in the cubicle while they tan.
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Daillyman,

24/07/2008 17:23:23
214 Hef

And with that vision,uugghh, I will say have a good day
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Mr Hefner,

24/07/2008 17:24:51
215 - Prove it?
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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 17:25:29
#214 Hugh

The thought of you and a Sheridan or Calderwood type in a cubicle is not one you should be sharing with us mate.
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Survivor Of Riots,

24/07/2008 17:26:06
Shug, I know of a fella whose missus set up the same sort of a shop you mention.

She was a beautician and he was a builder, so he built the room where most of the waxing etc was done. However he strategically placed holes and viewing points on one of the walls of the room.

Adjacent to that room, he built what he affectionately named his "masterbatorium".

It was closed down within 3 months and he is still serving his time.
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Jealousy,jealousy,

24/07/2008 17:33:40
Anyhow chaps. Catch ye's later

 

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